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Post by daib0 » 29 Aug 2018, 00:52

What a great slice for a goal ... just shame it was a funny own goal tonight!

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Post by daib0 » 24 Sep 2018, 13:01

haha, you couldn't do this if you tried!!

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Post by bristleposh » 30 Sep 2018, 22:14

Me and my family moved to this new town last week and I'm a little bit concerned. The town's doctor is Harold Shipman, the babysitter is Jon Venables, the school caretaker is Ian Huntley, the youth club is run by Myra Hindley, Jimmy Savile is in charge of the kids parties, but most disturbing of all the local football team is managed by Jose Mourinho.
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Post by daib0 » 19 Jan 2019, 15:36

Funny ... but true!!


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Post by daib0 » 28 Jul 2019, 22:15

I tried drinking from a Bolton FC mug yesterday, but it was impossible.It kept sliding down the table....
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Post by daib0 » 28 Jul 2019, 22:17

A Preston fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Nob End have lost 3-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead.
"That's amazing," says the barman, "what does he do when they win?"
The Nob Ender scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies, "I dunno... I've only had the dog for eight months."
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Post by bristleposh » 14 Aug 2019, 19:45

Celtic have asked last nights Champions League Qualifier to be played again as Cluj's gas fitter in midfield is not CORGI registered.
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