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Post by daib0 » 07 Apr 2017, 11:48

There is a massive tailback on the M25 and a lorry driver caught up in it asks a man, who happens to be walking along the line of traffic, "what the hell is going on?"
The man replies, "haven"t you heard? Terrorists have captured the bus carrying the Millwall team and are threatening to torch the bus if their demands aren"t met. So I"ve organized a whip-round."
"How much is everyone giving?" askes the lorry driver.
"About a gallon each," replies the man.
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Post by daib0 » 15 Apr 2017, 21:36

This is actually quite funny. Tony Adams first training session at new club Granada!

Take a look at this Tweet: https://twitter.com/markbeard37/status/ ... 49856?s=09
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Post by daib0 » 27 Apr 2017, 03:40

Yes, who's taken a bad turn in the play-off race?

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Post by daib0 » 27 Apr 2017, 22:01



Ipswich Town - Bryan Gunn's Classic Airkick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eth6hYOK_jU



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Post by bristleposh » 28 Apr 2017, 08:00

Pictures from last nights local derby at t'Etihad betwixt City and Manure

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Post by daib0 » 12 May 2017, 22:36

GOALKEEPER plays being 'dead' ...

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Post by dunc » 12 May 2017, 23:47

Not very good at it either!

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Post by daib0 » 17 May 2017, 13:57

Update

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Post by daib0 » 20 May 2017, 16:52

A Lack of goals by Middlesbrough this season


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Post by daib0 » 20 Jul 2017, 09:55

The new Iphone really is the mutts nuts.
I can see where Millwall and Preston are in the league this season without having to scroll down!
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