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Postby daib0 » 21 Feb 2017, 15:07

DoubleRay wrote:Sutton's reserve keeper. Let's hope Posh aren't thinking of signing him. :lol:

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Postby bristleposh » 21 Feb 2017, 16:44

Why ever not, apparently he's groundsman, general dogsbody and wouldn't cost a kings ransom. Apparently in the Southampton youth squad he played up front alongside Alan Shearer.
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Postby DoubleRay » 21 Feb 2017, 18:31

bristleposh wrote:Why ever not, apparently he's groundsman, general dogsbody and wouldn't cost a kings ransom. Apparently in the Southampton youth squad he played up front alongside Alan Shearer.


What, with Bazza, Junior and him, there would be a fight for the pies. :wink:

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Postby daib0 » 21 Feb 2017, 20:04

It's not so funny funny now: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39037401

Being investigated for a betting scam ....


EDIT: @SkySportsNewsHQ: BREAKING NEWS: Wayne Shaw resigns as reserve goalkeeper at Sutton Utd as FA investigate pie-eating incident during Arsenal FA Cup tie #SSNHQ
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Postby bristleposh » 21 Feb 2017, 20:14

daib0 wrote:
EDIT: @SkySportsNewsHQ: BREAKING NEWS: Wayne Shaw resigns as reserve goalkeeper at Sutton Utd as FA investigate pie-eating incident during Arsenal FA Cup tie #SSNHQ

We can get him even cheaper now :lol:
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Postby daib0 » 21 Feb 2017, 20:16

Suffolk Gazette


Norwich City fans alarmed by state of pitch

Norwich City fans are becoming increasingly alarmed by the state of the Carrow Road pitch. Club chairman Ed Balls slashed budgets following the club’s relegation from the Premier League, and the ground staff were first to feel the pinch.

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Re: Football Funnies ...

Postby daib0 » 26 Feb 2017, 23:59

MascheranoStats‏@MascheranoStats
Hahaha this moment really made me laugh, Bale pushes Navas and the referee whistles a foul for Madrid

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Postby bristleposh » 27 Feb 2017, 00:05

Dreadful refereeing it was as though the two played for Manchester United
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Postby poshnipper » 27 Feb 2017, 21:36

https://twitter.com/football_fours/stat ... 0634673152

I watched the whole 2 odd minutes. It's correct. He did nowt! :shock: :shock:
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Postby daib0 » 27 Feb 2017, 21:45

poshnipper wrote:https://twitter.com/football_fours/status/835619580634673152

I watched the whole 2 odd minutes. It's correct. He did nowt! :shock: :shock:


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Postby daib0 » 27 Feb 2017, 21:51

If only they paid me like that for (not) playing the cello!!!
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Postby poshnipper » 28 Feb 2017, 07:13

poshnipper wrote:https://twitter.com/football_fours/status/835619580634673152

I watched the whole 2 odd minutes. It's correct. He did nowt! :shock: :shock:


oooops Seems he was injured and just making the numbers up as they'd used all their subs.
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Re: Football Funnies ...

Postby daib0 » 12 Mar 2017, 22:08

It seems impossible but ...



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