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Health tips

Post by tonyp » 11 Aug 2015, 00:39

The Reporter say’s to the old man: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Man: For better digestion, I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss, I drink white wine.
For low blood pressure I drink red wine.
In the case of high blood pressure, I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold, I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water?
Man: I don’t know, I've never been that sick. ​
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