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The hammer

Post by tonyp » 10 Aug 2015, 05:16

A man was in court, and the judge said, "You are charged with attacking your boss with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Jerk!"
“You’re also charged with attacking a bartender with a hammer,” 
says the judge.
“Jerrrrkkkk!” bellows the same man.
“Sir,” says the judge, “one more outburst, and I’ll charge you with contempt.”
“I’m sorry, Your Honour,” says the man. “But I’ve been this jerk’s neighbour for ten years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one.”​
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