Dangerous things to say to your pregnant wife

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Dangerous things to say to your pregnant wife

Post by tonyp » 30 Jul 2015, 06:02

1. "I finished the chocolate."
2. "Not to imply anything, but i don't think the kid weighs 20 pounds..."
3. "Jay at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
4. "I'm so jealous! You're so lucky, being the one to be able to experience the joy of childbirth!"
5. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
6. "Get your own ice-cream."
7. "Geez you look awfully puffy today."
And last but not least...
8. "you don't have the guts to pull that trigger..."
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