The carpet layer

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The carpet layer

Post by tonyp » 23 Jun 2015, 00:30

A carpet installer finished up a big job and decided to go outside for a smoke. He searched his pockets and not finding his usual pack of cigarettes began to look around. A lump under the carpet caught his attention.

Not wanting to remove and reinstall such a large carpet, he took a mallet and carefully pounded down the lump, smoothing it out with his hands until it was perfectly flat. Satisfied that the job was well done, he gathered up his tools only to find his cigarettes in the lid of his tool box.

He was examining them when the woman of the house walks in and said, "The carpets look great. By the way, have you seen my canary?"
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