A special prayer

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tonyp
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A special prayer

Post by tonyp » 17 May 2015, 12:38

A PREACHER said: "Anyone with special needs, who wants a special prayer, please come to the front by the altar.''
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked: "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?''
Leroy replied: "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.''
The preacher put a finger in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed.
He prayed for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked: "Leroy, how is your hearing now?''
"I don't know,'' answered Leroy. "It's not 'til next week.''
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