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Little Kathleen

Post by tonyp » 17 May 2015, 12:32

A WOMAN suddenly went into labour at the same time that the power went out.
Only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark, so the paramedic asked the woman's five-year-old daughter, Kathleen, to hold a flashlight so he could see while he delivered the baby.
Kathleen did exactly as she was asked. The mother pushed and pushed and after a little while, the baby was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. The baby began to cry.
The paramedic thanked Kathleen for her help and asked her what she thought about what she'd just witnessed.
"Well," said Kathleen, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his bottom again."
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