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Chief Sumurai

Post by tonyp » 17 May 2015, 11:39

ONCE upon a time, a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai.
After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai.
``Demonstrate your skills,'' commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and, swish, the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two.
``What a feat,'' said the Emperor. ``Number two samurai, show me what you do.''
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly.
He drew his samurai sword and, swish swish, the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered.
``That is skill,'' nodded the Emperor. ``How are you going to top that, number three samurai?''
The Jewish samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box releasing one fly, drew his samurai sword and, swoosh, flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room.
But the fly was still buzzing around.
In disappointment, the Emperor said: ``What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't dead.
``Dead is easy,'' replied the Jewish Samurai. "Circumcision . . . now that takes real skill.''
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