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I'm fine

Post by tonyp » 17 May 2015, 11:36

A FARMER named Sean had an accident with a truck and was suing the truck company. In court its hot-shot solicitor was questioning Sean.
Solicitor: ``Now, didn't you say to the police at the scene of the accident: `I'm fine'?''
Sean: ``Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the . . .''
Solicitor: ``I didn't ask for any details. Just answer the question. Did you not tell the police officer, at the scene of the accident: `I'm fine!'?''
Sean: ``Well, I had just got Bessie into the sidecar and I was driving down the road . . .''
The solicitor interrupted again and said: ``Your Honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the police on the scene that he was fine. Now, several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.''
By this time, the judge was fairly interested in Sean's answer and said to the solicitor: ``I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite cow, Bessie.''
Sean thanked the judge and proceeded: ``Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the sidecar and was driving her down the road when this huge lorry came through a stop sign and hit me.
``I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt very bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible pain.
``A policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
``Then the policeman came charging across the road, gun still in hand, looked me up and down, and said: `How badly are you hurt?'
``Now, what would you have said?''
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