Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 08 Sep 2016, 12:18

The former
Me: When I was younger I was given a choice, a long penis or a good memory.
Hot Lady: Which one did you choose?
Me: I can’t remember!

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Post by bristleposh » 10 Sep 2016, 10:24

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Me: When I was younger I was given a choice, a long penis or a good memory.
Hot Lady: Which one did you choose?
Me: I can’t remember!

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Post by bristleposh » 10 Sep 2016, 10:26

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Me: When I was younger I was given a choice, a long penis or a good memory.
Hot Lady: Which one did you choose?
Me: I can’t remember!

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by DoubleRay » 11 Sep 2016, 14:26

If only Rooney had met Jason Lee......
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Post by daib0 » 11 Sep 2016, 14:46

Man took ‘at least an hour’ to overtake cyclists

Worth the short read and view -

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Being happy never goes out of style

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 14 Sep 2016, 13:47

DoubleRay wrote:
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if that were on facebook or twitter I would put a like on it, we have no equivalent not even a thumbs up.
suffice to say I like it
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Hot Lady: Which one did you choose?
Me: I can’t remember!

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Post by DoubleRay » 16 Sep 2016, 10:18

When pets really start to wonder what sort of owners they have.
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by ashman » 16 Sep 2016, 14:17

DoubleRay wrote:When pets really start to wonder what sort of owners they have.
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I'm a bigger pussy than you! :wink: :lol:
'Everybody needs to have a friend'

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 19 Sep 2016, 16:20

'Do you know why I pulled you over?'
'Is it the missing apostrophe?'
'It is the missing apostrophe'

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Post by DoubleRay » 21 Sep 2016, 13:22

A road kill cat has been made into a handbag to sell. This was on the BBC news website. Buy this for your Mrs and see her reaction. :shock:
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