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by stuie » 20 Oct 2017, 12:11
tonyp wrote: ↑20 Oct 2017, 01:53

Aussie barbecue.
When the bbq is finished and the ice melts just pull the handle and the fire goes out.
excellent
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by tonyp » 22 Oct 2017, 21:41
tonyp wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 00:16
bristleposh wrote: ↑19 Oct 2017, 10:37
Beware the nipperoderator
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such an immensely fast shutter-speed,
that it is now possible to take a photograph of a woman with her mouth shut.
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by DoubleRay » 27 Oct 2017, 14:58

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by tonyp » 29 Oct 2017, 02:16
Being happy never goes out of style
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by daib0 » 29 Oct 2017, 09:59
what does that mean? Which one do you prefer then?!

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by DoubleRay » 15 Nov 2017, 14:41
Apparently Rowan Atkinson is to become a dad at 62.

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by bristleposh » 17 Nov 2017, 09:35
ashman wrote: ↑17 Nov 2017, 07:10
I hope that the 'Steps' he and the club are taking to get him back to his former self will pay dividends, as he was always a must start, up until the Chelsea game. (Did you see what I did there?)
Only those who follow truly awful music would get that. The reference to the next concert at t'ABAX may be rather good but sadly as you are probably aware it won't be the original line up of the band as one of their number H sadly passed away

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by ashman » 17 Nov 2017, 10:01
bristleposh wrote: ↑17 Nov 2017, 09:35
ashman wrote: ↑17 Nov 2017, 07:10
I hope that the 'Steps' he and the club are taking to get him back to his former self will pay dividends, as he was always a must start, up until the Chelsea game. (Did you see what I did there?)
Only those who follow truly awful music would get that. The reference to the next concert at t'ABAX may be rather good but sadly as you are probably aware it won't be the original line up of the band as one of their number H sadly passed away
Excellent. See, you can post silly pictures without them being rude!

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by tonyp » 18 Nov 2017, 03:15
ashman wrote: ↑17 Nov 2017, 10:01
See, you can post silly pictures without them being rude!

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by bristleposh » 18 Nov 2017, 10:47
Thank you for that Tony it has gone straight to twitter
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by stuie » 19 Nov 2017, 18:45
bristleposh wrote: ↑18 Nov 2017, 10:47
Thank you for that Tony it has gone straight to twitter
and that's probably where it belongs
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by tonyp » 19 Nov 2017, 21:46
stuie wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 18:45
bristleposh wrote: ↑18 Nov 2017, 10:47
Thank you for that Tony it has gone straight to twitter
and that's probably where it belongs
And that's probably where it originated!
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by stuie » 19 Nov 2017, 22:07
tonyp wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 21:46
stuie wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 18:45
bristleposh wrote: ↑18 Nov 2017, 10:47
Thank you for that Tony it has gone straight to twitter
and that's probably where it belongs
And that's probably where it originated!
I think we know that Tony
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by tonyp » 19 Nov 2017, 22:15
stuie wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 22:07
tonyp wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 21:46
stuie wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 18:45
and that's probably where it belongs
And that's probably where it originated!
I think we know that Tony
I don't know who you mean by "we".
I didn't know that. I don't subscribe to twitter.
My comment was just a guess.
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by stuie » 19 Nov 2017, 22:20
tonyp wrote: ↑19 Nov 2017, 22:15
I don't know who you mean by "we".
I didn't know that. I don't subscribe to twitter.
My comment was just a guess.

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