Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by tonyp » 13 Dec 2017, 00:38

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2
Complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.

Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,



Peggy May McBiggins



PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

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Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday.
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by daib0 » 13 Dec 2017, 07:50

tonyp wrote:
13 Dec 2017, 00:38
Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the
Paper. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do
Sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole
Person. Pepole really seam to respond goodly to me.

I'm lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it Kant be 2
Complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a
Job Bcuz of my persinalety..

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want
To pay me and wat you think that I am wurth, I can start imeditely.

Thank you in advanse 4 yore Anser.

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.

Sinseerly,



Peggy May McBiggins



PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

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Dear Peggy May:

Start on Monday.
yep, it's often like that!! :lol:
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 13 Dec 2017, 14:26

:lol:
http://www.theposhforum.co.uk/download/file.php?id=761

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by DoubleRay » 14 Dec 2017, 17:30

I hope Chompy doesn't see that posting above about Peggy.. :clap2:
He will be furious ! :lol:

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by stuie » 14 Dec 2017, 17:47

DoubleRay wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 17:30
I hope Chompy doesn't see that posting above about Peggy.. :clap2:
He will be furious ! :lol:
I am sure he will not be furious, just disappointed,

I also think we need less sexism on her, but not offended, just my opinion
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 14 Dec 2017, 20:26

I thought the joke was sexist about men, suggesting we're only interested in one thing oh no wait
http://www.theposhforum.co.uk/download/file.php?id=761

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by ashman » 14 Dec 2017, 21:36

bristleposh wrote:
14 Dec 2017, 20:26
I thought the joke was sexist about men, suggesting we're only interested in one thing oh no wait
No, stuie is right! Cut it out bristle and Tony. There are plenty of jokes that don't offend. Stick to that genre please!
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 17 Jan 2018, 14:01

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by daib0 » 17 Jan 2018, 21:59

Not exactly a joke, but you've gotta smile to how things were back just a generation!

iPod, 1981, New York.

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by stuie » 17 Jan 2018, 22:08

daib0 wrote:
17 Jan 2018, 21:59
Not exactly a joke, but you've gotta smile to how things were back just a generation!

iPod, 1981, New York.

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nice :clap2:
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 21 Jan 2018, 20:49

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by stuie » 21 Jan 2018, 21:21

bristleposh wrote:
21 Jan 2018, 20:49
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very good :clap:
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by daib0 » 22 Jan 2018, 14:52

To build up my confidence, I went to the local shopping centre and surveyed a hundred passing women around my age with the question "Do you find me attractive ?"

I produced the pie chart below from the answers :

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conclusions?!
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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by bristleposh » 22 Jan 2018, 14:58

Good graph :lol:
http://www.theposhforum.co.uk/download/file.php?id=761

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Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Post by daib0 » 22 Jan 2018, 15:02

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