laughs of the day

[bristleposh]

Nipper alert

[bristleposh]

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

"It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.

“Just call me Hoff,” he replied.

“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”

[Poshay]

Some people have left the labour Party in view of Corbin's anti semitic policy. The jewry's still out on that.

[bristleposh]

Some people have left the labour Party in view of Corbin's anti semitic policy. The jewry's still out on that.

[daib0]

Missing: black and white cat, very, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please love, come home...

[bristleposh]

Missing: black and white cat, very, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please love, come home...

[daib0]

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.

[bristleposh]

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.

excellent

[tonyp]

Missing: black and white cat, very, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please love, come home...

[tonyp]

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.

[daib0]

Grandson said he was so impressed that after nearly 60 years of marriage I still called her indoors 'love', 'darling' or 'sweetheart'. I hadn't the heart to tell him ......I couldn't even remember her name!!

[bristleposh]

Grandson said he was so impressed that after nearly 60 years of marriage I still called her indoors 'love', 'darling' or 'sweetheart'. I hadn't the heart to tell him ......I couldn't even remember her name!!

[tonyp]

A man went to the Police Station hoping to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”

[daib0]

get your own back...


Walking home this morning and a British gas engineer was sat in his van. He wound down his window and said "whats the time mate?"

I replied, "between 8 and 1"

[tonyp]

Another said that he didn't know the name but Quasimodo rang a bell.