laughs of the day

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 06 Aug 2018, 15:12

- Hey, would you invite me over for a drink or something?

- I'd love to, but I simply do not date married women.

- But I'm your wife, stupid idiot!

- Sorry, but I do not make exceptions…
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 07 Aug 2018, 16:14

How many grammar Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Too.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 09 Aug 2018, 13:18

The guy who invented predictive text passed away yesterday.

His funfair will be next monkey.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 16 Aug 2018, 18:34

My wife once informed me...
"Sex is better on holiday"
Now that ... really wasn’t a nice postcard to receive…. :x
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