laughs of the day

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 12 Jun 2018, 17:39

daib0 wrote:
11 Jun 2018, 21:46
Just back from holiday in Thailand & I came close to going all the way with a ladyboy! Looked like a lady, walked & talked like a lady, kissed like a lady.

It was only when she drove me to her place & reversed the car in the garage first time I thought to myself "Hang on a bloody minute..." :o


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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 13 Jun 2018, 09:22

An Irish priest is driving along a country road when a copper pulls him over:

'Have you been drinking?' He asks.
'Just water' replied the priest.
Cop says, 'So why do I smell wine?'
Priest looks over at the bottle and says, 'Good Lord, he's done it again'
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 13 Jun 2018, 17:08

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway and that even if she didn't, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
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