I'm guessing this was Brisbane not Bristol, we have a shortage of Utes and chances to have fishing and hunting trips, that being said if it was a genuine advert then FairPlay to the local rspca.tonyp wrote: ↑28 Aug 2017, 10:27An advert in the Bristol News
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire, going to the pub. Candlelit dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me and yes, don't need much coaxing to jump into bed with you ...
Call **** **** **** and ask for Lucy - I'll be waiting.....
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Over 500 men telephoned and found themselves talking to the RSPCA office in Bristol!!
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Re: laughs of the day
daib0 wrote: ↑30 Aug 2017, 16:29Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT0ay9u1gg4




A bit like Sydney.
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In Petersborough you must say "Sveiki" or "cześć".tonyp wrote: ↑30 Aug 2017, 22:15daib0 wrote: ↑30 Aug 2017, 16:29Northerner terrifies Londoners by saying "Hello"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT0ay9u1gg4
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A bit like Sydney.
Re: laughs of the day
If you're on the motorway and the person driving in front of you turns on the wipers when it's not raining, it can only mean one thing.
She will be changing lanes...
She will be changing lanes...
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.... or they are driving a Kia Rio which has the indicators on the right and the wipers on the left! They have since come in line with everybody else and put the controls the other way round!

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urmmm daib0, Brizzle and Tony.
Consider yourselves warned.
In-house bickering can be tolerated. Being naarsty about the driving qualities of the fairer sex, can not!
Consider yourselves warned.

In-house bickering can be tolerated. Being naarsty about the driving qualities of the fairer sex, can not!

We go again...
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I have to say that I was in more trouble with my wife for laughing and applauding that post.poshnipper wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 05:28urmmm daib0, Brizzle and Tony.
Consider yourselves warned.
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But I apologised to her as well.
Sorry nipper.
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Re: laughs of the day
I was worried for a second, have only been banned from two forums in 60+ ... and still no idea why, wum-ming or strolling is not my thing!!
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Re: laughs of the day
Surely in the "Just For Fun" section, nothing should be taken seriously?
We have enough "serious" politicians to be worried about in this day and age, with Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, ISIS and the whole of the EU!
We have enough "serious" politicians to be worried about in this day and age, with Kim Jong Un, Donald Trump, ISIS and the whole of the EU!
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To be fair, I've yet to meet the man who handles a broomstick better than a woman.poshnipper wrote: ↑07 Sep 2017, 05:28urmmm daib0, Brizzle and Tony.
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Thinking of giving my wife a new nickname
Everything I do or say is wrong, my driving which isn't the best at least takes place, which is one up on her. She accuses me of drinking too much, not listening to anything she says. Anyone think of a new name for her I was thinking of Chompy.
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Re: Thinking of giving my wife a new nickname
But all of that stuff is perfectly normal. You call her the wife.bristleposh wrote: ↑13 Oct 2017, 15:21Everything I do or say is wrong, my driving which isn't the best at least takes place, which is one up on her. She accuses me of drinking too much, not listening to anything she says. Anyone think of a new name for her I was thinking of Chompy.

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