laughs of the day

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 19 Jan 2018, 10:39

Chompy wrote:
19 Jan 2018, 10:24
It's like reading a copy of The Sun from the 1970s.
:lol: :clap2:
I wouldn't know -
(a) I was living here in Brisbane in the 1970s
(b) I've never seen a copy of the Sun.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 22 Jan 2018, 19:48

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If I die tomorrow I'd be all right
Because I believe
That after we're gone The spirit carries on

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by stuie » 23 Jan 2018, 15:12

bristleposh wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 19:48
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ha ha :clap:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 25 Jan 2018, 22:51

My wife left me last week because of my obsession with horoscopes...
It literally Taurus apart.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 27 Jan 2018, 14:30

My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I had a car made of spaghetti. You should've seen her face as I drove pasta...
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 28 Jan 2018, 12:32

My wife's really obsessed with her new tropical juice diet.
It's enough to make a mango crazy...
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 28 Jan 2018, 12:55

daib0 wrote:
28 Jan 2018, 12:32
My wife's really obsessed with her new tropical juice diet.
It's enough to make a mango crazy...
:clap2: :clap2:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 30 Jan 2018, 01:10

I didn't realise Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 30 Jan 2018, 01:25

daib0 wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 01:10
I didn't realise Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...
:clap2: Very clever.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by stuie » 30 Jan 2018, 09:26

tonyp wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 01:25
daib0 wrote:
30 Jan 2018, 01:10
I didn't realise Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...
:clap2: Very clever.
:stupid: :clap:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 30 Jan 2018, 12:42

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of tippex.

I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
If I die tomorrow I'd be all right
Because I believe
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 05 Feb 2018, 15:29

I hate people who just can't let go of the past....

in my experience Debt collectors are the worst
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by stuie » 08 Feb 2018, 13:59

Tequila

I don't think it is the answer, but it's worth a shot
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 08 Feb 2018, 14:31

Patrick is arrested and charged for beating his wife

The Judge asks “Why do you keep beating her”

Patrick replies “Well, I think it’s my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork”
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 08 Feb 2018, 14:33

My mate's just phoned me in tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection & the satellite dish.
Poor bugga' --- no woman no Sky!
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