laughs of the day
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Re: laughs of the day
The wife left a note on the TV today saying "Its not working, I'm leaving"
I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!
I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!
Re: laughs of the day
bristleposh wrote:The wife left a note on the TV today saying "Its not working, I'm leaving"
I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!



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Re: laughs of the day
My mate Dave was obsessed with cough drops.
He ended up in a menthol institution.
He ended up in a menthol institution.
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Re: laughs of the day
Bought the wife a Pug dog.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
Re: laughs of the day
A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied: "She is called Five Horses".
The man said: "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"
The old Indian replied:
"It old Indian name. It mean ...
NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.
He replied: "She is called Five Horses".
The man said: "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"
The old Indian replied:
"It old Indian name. It mean ...
NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.
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Re: laughs of the day
Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"
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Re: laughs of the day

daib0 wrote:Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"
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- bristleposh
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Re: laughs of the day
daib0 wrote:Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

Re: laughs of the day
bristleposh wrote:daib0 wrote:Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.
The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."
Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"


Being happy never goes out of style
Re: laughs of the day
A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
submitted 7 months ago by mlazrak
In order to get a visa, they have to Americanise their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Tu became Tuck and Fu decided to stay in China.
submitted 7 months ago by mlazrak
In order to get a visa, they have to Americanise their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Tu became Tuck and Fu decided to stay in China.
Being happy never goes out of style
Re: laughs of the day
another very good joke TonyPtonyp wrote:A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
submitted 7 months ago by mlazrak
In order to get a visa, they have to Americanise their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Tu became Tuck and Fu decided to stay in China.
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Re: laughs of the day
silly, but good ! ...
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Re: laughs of the day
tonyp wrote:A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
submitted 7 months ago by mlazrak
In order to get a visa, they have to Americanise their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Tu became Tuck and Fu decided to stay in China.


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