laughs of the day

[bristleposh]

I sleep better naked.

Why can't this flight attendant understand that?

[bristleposh]

The wife left a note on the TV today saying "Its not working, I'm leaving"

I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!

[stuie]

The wife left a note on the TV today saying "Its not working, I'm leaving"

I plugged it in, turned it on, nothing wrong with it stupid cow!

Brilliant

[bristleposh]

My mate Dave was obsessed with cough drops.

He ended up in a menthol institution.

[bristleposh]

eBay is crap!

I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 14,983 matches

[bristleposh]

Bought the wife a Pug dog.

Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat & being ugly, the dog seems to like her!

[daib0]

A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
He replied: "She is called Five Horses".









The man said: "That's an unusual name for your wife.
What does it mean?"







The old Indian replied:
"It old Indian name. It mean ...












NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG.

[daib0]

Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

[stuie]

Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

[bristleposh]

Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

[tonyp]

Husband takes the wife to a nightclub. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it big licks – break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

Husband says: "Looks like he’s still celebrating!!"

[tonyp]

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
submitted 7 months ago by mlazrak
In order to get a visa, they have to Americanise their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Tu became Tuck and Fu decided to stay in China.

[stuie]

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
submitted 7 months ago by mlazrak
In order to get a visa, they have to Americanise their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Tu became Tuck and Fu decided to stay in China.

another very good joke TonyP

[daib0]

silly, but good ! ...

[DaveLister]

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Tu and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.
submitted 7 months ago by mlazrak
In order to get a visa, they have to Americanise their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Tu became Tuck and Fu decided to stay in China.