laughs of the day

[tonyp]

It's like reading a copy of The Sun from the 1970s.

I wouldn't know -
(a) I was living here in Brisbane in the 1970s
(b) I've never seen a copy of the Sun.

[bristleposh]

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[stuie]

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ha ha

[daib0]

My wife left me last week because of my obsession with horoscopes...
It literally Taurus apart.

[daib0]

My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I had a car made of spaghetti. You should've seen her face as I drove pasta...

[daib0]

My wife's really obsessed with her new tropical juice diet.
It's enough to make a mango crazy...

[tonyp]

My wife's really obsessed with her new tropical juice diet.
It's enough to make a mango crazy...

[daib0]

I didn't realise Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...

[tonyp]

I didn't realise Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...

Very clever.

[stuie]

I didn't realise Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...

Very clever.

[bristleposh]

Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of tippex.

I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

[daib0]

I hate people who just can't let go of the past....

in my experience Debt collectors are the worst

[stuie]

Tequila

I don't think it is the answer, but it's worth a shot

[daib0]

Patrick is arrested and charged for beating his wife

The Judge asks “Why do you keep beating her”

Patrick replies “Well, I think it’s my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork”

[daib0]

My mate's just phoned me in tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection & the satellite dish.
Poor bugga' --- no woman no Sky!