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tonyp
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by tonyp » 19 Jan 2018, 10:39
Chompy wrote: ↑19 Jan 2018, 10:24
It's like reading a copy of The Sun from the 1970s.
I wouldn't know -
(a) I was living here in Brisbane in the 1970s
(b) I've never seen a copy of the Sun.
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by stuie » 23 Jan 2018, 15:12
ha ha

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by daib0 » 25 Jan 2018, 22:51
My wife left me last week because of my obsession with horoscopes...
It literally Taurus apart.
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by daib0 » 27 Jan 2018, 14:30
My girlfriend laughed at me when I said I had a car made of spaghetti. You should've seen her face as I drove pasta...
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by daib0 » 28 Jan 2018, 12:32
My wife's really obsessed with her new tropical juice diet.
It's enough to make a mango crazy...
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by tonyp » 28 Jan 2018, 12:55
daib0 wrote: ↑28 Jan 2018, 12:32
My wife's really obsessed with her new tropical juice diet.
It's enough to make a mango crazy...

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by daib0 » 30 Jan 2018, 01:10
I didn't realise Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...
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by tonyp » 30 Jan 2018, 01:25
daib0 wrote: ↑30 Jan 2018, 01:10
I didn't realise
Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...

Very clever.
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by stuie » 30 Jan 2018, 09:26
tonyp wrote: ↑30 Jan 2018, 01:25
daib0 wrote: ↑30 Jan 2018, 01:10
I didn't realise
Mugabe was from Yorkshire until i read his name backwards...

Very clever.

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by bristleposh » 30 Jan 2018, 12:42
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of tippex.
I woke up this morning with a huge correction.
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by daib0 » 05 Feb 2018, 15:29
I hate people who just can't let go of the past....
in my experience Debt collectors are the worst
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by stuie » 08 Feb 2018, 13:59
Tequila
I don't think it is the answer, but it's worth a shot
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by daib0 » 08 Feb 2018, 14:31
Patrick is arrested and charged for beating his wife
The Judge asks “Why do you keep beating her”
Patrick replies “Well, I think it’s my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork”
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by daib0 » 08 Feb 2018, 14:33
My mate's just phoned me in tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection & the satellite dish.
Poor bugga' --- no woman no Sky!
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