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Postby stuie » 17 Nov 2014, 09:56

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby ashman » 17 Nov 2014, 10:13

stuie wrote:My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby poshnipper » 17 Nov 2014, 10:18

stuie wrote:My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby tonyp » 17 Nov 2014, 13:11

stuie wrote:My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

:lol: :clap2: :clap2:
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby stuie » 18 Nov 2014, 08:49

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby tonyp » 18 Nov 2014, 09:05

:lol: :clap2: :clap2:
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby ashman » 18 Nov 2014, 10:11

stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

It was like when the wife left me. I was physically sick and so, so upset.
I was worried that she might be coming back! :wink:
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby stuie » 18 Nov 2014, 13:08

ashman wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

It was like when the wife left me. I was physically sick and so, so upset.
I was worried that she might be coming back! :wink:


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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby tonyp » 18 Nov 2014, 13:10

ashman wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

It was like when the wife left me. I was physically sick and so, so upset.
I was worried that she might be coming back! :wink:

ashman wrote:Oy! It's supposed to be Stuie's one liner of the day! As I always say, 'Get your own quiz!" :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby bristleposh » 18 Nov 2014, 15:36

stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

On my iPad that's two lines.
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby Poshay » 18 Nov 2014, 17:19

bristleposh wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

On my iPad that's two lines.

Get you, an iPad. And Tony with his flash macs. Some of us still just have a PC. :cry:
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby stuie » 18 Nov 2014, 19:40

Poshay wrote:
bristleposh wrote:
stuie wrote:The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.

On my iPad that's two lines.

Get you, an iPad. And Tony with his flash macs. Some of us still just have a PC. :cry:

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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby poshnipper » 18 Nov 2014, 20:07

You guys ......... your poor wives :clap2: :clap2:
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby tonyp » 18 Nov 2014, 22:03

poshnipper wrote:You guys ......... your poor wives :clap2: :clap2:

:question:
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Re: Stuie's one liner of the day

Postby poshnipper » 18 Nov 2014, 22:22

tonyp wrote:
poshnipper wrote:You guys ......... your poor wives :clap2: :clap2:

:question:

..... they'd probably only gone shopping!
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