laughs of the day

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by stuie » 04 Dec 2017, 13:58

daib0 wrote:
04 Dec 2017, 12:45
so ... It’s the Olympic Fishing event today.
I hear it’s all online...
Anyone got a good stream?
:lol:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 04 Dec 2017, 22:02

stuie wrote:
04 Dec 2017, 13:58
daib0 wrote:
04 Dec 2017, 12:45
so ... It’s the Olympic Fishing event today.
I hear it’s all online...
Anyone got a good stream?
:lol:
:clap2:
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 05 Dec 2017, 19:47

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger.

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph

"It's better than Derek."
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 14 Dec 2017, 23:46

A bloke in the pub said to me "Incredible it sounds, but I trained my dog to go get the paper from the shop 6 miles away!"

I said "That's a bit far fetched" ...
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 15 Dec 2017, 00:35

bristleposh wrote:
05 Dec 2017, 19:47
The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger.

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.

"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.

"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph

"It's better than Derek."
WhenI heard that joke the punch line was "It's better than Nick".
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