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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 07 Jun 2017, 14:59

DoubleRay wrote:
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by DoubleRay » 08 Jun 2017, 13:41

Top tip. Replace your bathroom light pull cord with a party popper to get useful confirmation that you found the bathroom in the dark.

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 02 Jul 2017, 21:31

Greggs baby: n. The distended abdomen of a young lady, of whom it is difficult to determine whether she is with child or with steak slice.
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by tonyp » 04 Jul 2017, 12:10

bristleposh wrote:
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Is that unusual?
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by DoubleRay » 04 Jul 2017, 21:57

:lol: I don't think you get it Tonyp.

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by tonyp » 04 Jul 2017, 22:35

DoubleRay wrote:
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:lol: I don't think you get it Tonyp.
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 23 Jul 2017, 07:09

Carling darling: n. A lady whose attractiveness only becomes apparent after one has had a few. A ten pinter, gallon girl.
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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