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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 12 Apr 2017, 15:49

DoubleRay wrote: Image
I think that was posted by our chairman, just look at the name
I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 13 Apr 2017, 15:41

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I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by DoubleRay » 13 Apr 2017, 19:55

You too can save money on spray tans. Just one tin of Ronseal does the trick.
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 05 May 2017, 23:07

I literally wet myself when I read this from profanisaurus.

monkey's tail: n. A small lick of turd on the rear of the seat caused by sitting too far back whilst dropping the kids off at the pool.
I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 11 May 2017, 18:49

another cracker from profanisaurus

pikea: n. Open air broken furniture showroom. Usually set up in Essex laybys after the travellers have moved on.
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If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 29 May 2017, 12:41

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I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 03 Jun 2017, 06:09

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I would give you the stars in the sky but they're too far away
If you were a hooker, you'd know I'd be happy to pay
If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by stuie » 03 Jun 2017, 14:41

DoubleRay wrote:
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Plymouth to Portsmouth 2017 -2018, that ain't far

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Post by bristleposh » 03 Jun 2017, 15:22

stuie wrote:
DoubleRay wrote:
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If suddenly you were a guy I'd be suddenly gay

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

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