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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 11 Feb 2019, 23:41

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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 18 Feb 2019, 10:07

David Hasselhoff walked into a bar and ordered a drink.

"It’s a pleasure to serve you Mr Hasselhoff,” said the bartender.

“Just call me Hoff,” he replied.

“Sure,” said the bartender. “No hassle.”
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by Poshay » 21 Feb 2019, 13:54

Some people have left the labour Party in view of Corbin's anti semitic policy. The jewry's still out on that.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 21 Feb 2019, 17:38

Poshay wrote:
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Some people have left the labour Party in view of Corbin's anti semitic policy. The jewry's still out on that.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 15 Mar 2019, 13:46

Missing: black and white cat, very, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please love, come home...
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 15 Mar 2019, 14:35

daib0 wrote:
15 Mar 2019, 13:46
Missing: black and white cat, very, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please love, come home...
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 16 Mar 2019, 09:56

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 16 Mar 2019, 10:06

daib0 wrote:
16 Mar 2019, 09:56
Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 16 Mar 2019, 20:17

daib0 wrote:
15 Mar 2019, 13:46
Missing: black and white cat, very, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please love, come home...
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 16 Mar 2019, 20:17

daib0 wrote:
16 Mar 2019, 09:56
Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 13 Apr 2019, 00:23

Grandson said he was so impressed that after nearly 60 years of marriage I still called her indoors 'love', 'darling' or 'sweetheart'. I hadn't the heart to tell him ......I couldn't even remember her name!!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by bristleposh » 13 Apr 2019, 08:25

daib0 wrote:
13 Apr 2019, 00:23
Grandson said he was so impressed that after nearly 60 years of marriage I still called her indoors 'love', 'darling' or 'sweetheart'. I hadn't the heart to tell him ......I couldn't even remember her name!!
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 16 Apr 2019, 09:55

A man went to the Police Station hoping to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court.” said the Desk Sergeant. “No, no no!” said the man. “I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I’ve been trying to do that for years!”
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by daib0 » 16 Apr 2019, 19:27

get your own back...


Walking home this morning and a British gas engineer was sat in his van. He wound down his window and said "whats the time mate?"

I replied, "between 8 and 1"
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Re: laughs of the day

Post by tonyp » 17 Apr 2019, 10:07

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Another said that he didn't know the name but Quasimodo rang a bell.
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