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Christmas jokes

Post by tonyp » 07 Dec 2017, 08:26

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!
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Post by tonyp » 07 Dec 2017, 22:50

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
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Post by tonyp » 07 Dec 2017, 22:51

Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elfish Presley!
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Post by stuie » 08 Dec 2017, 12:38

keep them coming Tony
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Post by poshnipper » 08 Dec 2017, 13:50

stuie wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 12:38
keep them coming Tony
Don't encourage him Stuie.
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Re: Christmas Cracker jokes

Post by stuie » 08 Dec 2017, 14:15

poshnipper wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 13:50
stuie wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 12:38
keep them coming Tony
Don't encourage him Stuie.
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Post by tonyp » 09 Dec 2017, 08:59

stuie wrote:
08 Dec 2017, 12:38
keep them coming Tony
I'll try stuie.
But I've only pulled three crackers so far this Christmas.
Another party this evening so keep your fingers crossed! :lol:
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Post by tonyp » 09 Dec 2017, 09:07

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!
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Post by tonyp » 10 Dec 2017, 01:58

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Post by tonyp » 10 Dec 2017, 02:06

One more - ( I pinched an extra cracker last night especially for stuie)

What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy claws!
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