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Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby bristleposh » 05 Feb 2010, 15:15

LADIES. Prevent sexist workmen from shouting "Get yer tits out!" by having them permanently on display.
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby bristleposh » 04 Feb 2016, 08:54

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby bristleposh » 18 Jan 2017, 21:42

ejamulation: n. The inadvertent release of a sudden, premature spurt of jam when biting into a doughnut.
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby tonyp » 18 Jan 2017, 21:52

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Being happy never goes out of style.

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby DoubleRay » 19 Jan 2017, 21:00

Ideal for those rainy days.....

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby bristleposh » 19 Jan 2017, 21:03

It really is a wonderful magazine that hits the giggle button with me more often than not
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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby DoubleRay » 24 Jan 2017, 13:08

Is your dog getting on a bit? Cheer him up and make him look majestic in one go.

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Re: Favourite Tips from Viz

Postby bristleposh » 17 Feb 2017, 16:37

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