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by tonyp
07 Mar 2018, 22:30
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Londonroad.net
Replies: 97
Views: 13883

Re: Londonroad.net

Anybody else having trouble getting on now?
by tonyp
07 Mar 2018, 22:22
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1204
Views: 88728

Re: laughs of the day

I can remember when my mum could send me to the shops with a ten bob note and I would return with 2 loaves, 3 bottles of milk, bag of sugar, carton of tea, 12 rashers of bacon, a block of butter, a block of cheese and even a bag of spuds. You can't do that these days - too many darned security came...
by tonyp
06 Mar 2018, 22:56
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1204
Views: 88728

Re: laughs of the day

daib0 wrote:
06 Mar 2018, 18:51
My dear wife just failed the driving test. When the examiner asked: "what sign would you expect to see down a narrow country lane?" there was a big silence.
Then the reply back: ‘fresh farm eggs for sale’ - apparently that wasn’t the correct answer!
:lol: :clap2:
by tonyp
05 Mar 2018, 08:58
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Last One Standing - Game 5
Replies: 61
Views: 5209

Re: Last One Standing - Game 5

Chelsea please.
by tonyp
04 Mar 2018, 22:58
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Attendance v Charlton
Replies: 14
Views: 1345

Re: Attendance v Charlton

5678
by tonyp
04 Mar 2018, 11:56
Forum: Predictions
Topic: POSH v Charlton Athletic {Score}
Replies: 14
Views: 1325

Re: POSH v Charlton Athletic {Score}

Posh 4 Charlton 2
(Maddison Morias Lloyd and Bogle).
by tonyp
04 Mar 2018, 11:22
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1204
Views: 88728

Re: laughs of the day

stuie wrote:
04 Mar 2018, 10:59
bristleposh wrote:
04 Mar 2018, 10:05
I made my girlfriends dreams come true by marrying her in a castle, although you wouldn't have thought it from the look on her face as we were bouncing around.
ha ha :clap2:
Yup. :lol:
by tonyp
28 Feb 2018, 23:28
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1204
Views: 88728

Re: laughs of the day

Last night there was a talent show at our local club.
One of the entrants was a female ventriloquist. You don't see many female ventriloquists.
What was even more surprising was that she performed topless.
She was really good. I didn't see her lips move once.
by tonyp
28 Feb 2018, 10:28
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Attendance v Walsall
Replies: 20
Views: 1617

Re: Attendance v Walsall

Even Dave was nowhere near, embarrassing Embarrassing??? My friend ..... it was anything but embarrassing! It was disappointing that the lowest prediction was so far out from the actual attendance. If I'd been awake 3 hours before the game started (that would have been about 2:45 am here) and known...
by tonyp
28 Feb 2018, 09:30
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 667
Views: 62269

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Obviously you couldn't get to the bottom of it.
by tonyp
28 Feb 2018, 09:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1204
Views: 88728

Re: laughs of the day

:clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by tonyp
27 Feb 2018, 20:37
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 667
Views: 62269

Re: Water

gazwilwah wrote:
27 Feb 2018, 04:06
It's always level right?
No.
by tonyp
27 Feb 2018, 09:59
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 667
Views: 62269

Re: Water

Got any more examples of bendy water? Also i've never seen a curved horizon and i've never seen any photo's of a curved horizon, anyone else? Here is a photo of a bit of the World showing that the sea is indeed cuved. https://farm7.staticflickr.com/6199/6082543435_e4ca883145_b.jpg But why don't we ...
by tonyp
27 Feb 2018, 09:33
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 667
Views: 62269

Re: Water

gazwilwah wrote:
27 Feb 2018, 09:27
When its frozen its ice, i'm talking free flowing water. No i've never seen a curved horizon. Horizon comes from the word horizontal btw.
OK
I was on a cruise a couple of weeks ago and the horizon was definitely curved.
In that case the answer to your question is "No".
by tonyp
27 Feb 2018, 09:19
Forum: The Posh
Topic: Grant McCann - Manager
Replies: 243
Views: 28437

Re: Grant McCann - Manager

It won't be Evans. You read it here first.