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by DaveLister
15 Jul 2009, 06:21
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Scotland The Brave
Replies: 4
Views: 573

Re: Scotland The Brave

I've got a mate called Danny from Glasgow, says he'd rather nail his balls to the gates of Hampden than support England :P
by DaveLister
15 Jul 2009, 06:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: What's your gothic name
Replies: 9
Views: 842

Re: What's your gothic name

I'm a Sabre Slayer :D
by DaveLister
14 Jul 2009, 07:01
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Two blondes in a bar having a drink
Replies: 1
Views: 413

Two blondes in a bar having a drink

First one says "You know those steriods I've been taking? They've made me grow a mans willy".

Second blonde says "Anabolic"?

First blonde - "No, just a willy".
by DaveLister
14 Jul 2009, 06:59
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: So, a pregnant woman goes into a bank.........
Replies: 4
Views: 609

So, a pregnant woman goes into a bank.........

..........during a hold-up. She's shot twice in the stomach, and is rushed to hospital. She survives, as do her twins. Doctors tell her "Not to worry, the bullets will come out in time". 15 years later, the first of the twins, a girl is in the bathroom. She runs out, shouting "Mummy, Mummy. I was ha...