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by bristleposh
26 Jul 2007, 13:50
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pianist with tourettes
Replies: 5
Views: 967

Re: Pianist with tourettes

It wasn't the age of the joke that would have offended, I promise you!! not me nips, I didn't read the joke but I think I know it. penultimate line was something like "Do you know your ......" and the guy says the bit you left behind. I think it was on dotnet a couple of years ago, it may even have...
by bristleposh
26 Jul 2007, 09:02
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pianist with tourettes
Replies: 5
Views: 967

Re: Pianist with tourettes

pufc wrote:'Know it?' says the pianist putting his beer on the bar confidently, 'I wrote it !!!'

{edited by Nippoderator - you are kidding if you thought that one would be left on here?}
and in another posting you said old ones are acceptable, that musical joke was around at the time of Capone.
by bristleposh
26 Jul 2007, 08:59
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Gangster maths
Replies: 13
Views: 1533

Re: Gangster maths

3.Rufus pimps 3 Ho's. If the price is £25 per trick, how many tricks per day must each Ho turn to support Rufus's £500 per day crack habit? 500 / 3 = £166.66 each £166.66 / £25 = 6.6 tricks rounds to 7 2 Ho's have to turn 7 tricks per day 1 Ho has to turn 6 trick per day to support £500 crack...
by bristleposh
20 Jul 2007, 13:14
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: unlucky
Replies: 4
Views: 807

POSHMAN41 wrote: humour is individual
unless it is not approved of by your peers.
I liked Bernard Manning, but he was far too left wing for my taste :lol:
by bristleposh
19 Jul 2007, 13:16
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: unlucky
Replies: 4
Views: 807

I might regret this, but :lol: :lol: :lol:
by bristleposh
19 Jul 2007, 13:13
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: brazillians
Replies: 3
Views: 692

Re: brazillians

POSHMAN41 wrote:Breaking news: TAM airlines are now in talks with Immac to find ways of delivering Brazillian landing strips that don't result in a nasty burning sensation.
quality :lol: :lol: :lol:
by bristleposh
16 Jul 2007, 22:48
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Statistics and Lies
Replies: 4
Views: 805

Statistics and Lies

Did you know that 95% of men masturbate
5% lie about it
by bristleposh
11 Jul 2007, 13:04
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: for a fiver
Replies: 2
Views: 693

:lol:
by bristleposh
11 Jul 2007, 13:01
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: TEACHERS
Replies: 5
Views: 1021

:lol:
by bristleposh
11 Jul 2007, 08:56
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: school days
Replies: 1
Views: 535

In the same classroom Billy's class were being asked to make up a sentence with the same word in it twice, the teacher said we will use the word great. The first litle girl said "Alfred the great was a great king" well done said the teacher A little boy the added "In our house we have a great big gr...
by bristleposh
11 Jul 2007, 08:50
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: night of passion
Replies: 2
Views: 642

excellent story, trouble is its too close to a true story from 30/40 years ago that happened to me for me to actually laugh at it.
by bristleposh
10 Jul 2007, 18:38
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Peterborough V Celtic
Replies: 27
Views: 6639

Celtic_Bhoy wrote:
the prince wrote:
Ben9 wrote:
Jan Venegoor of Hessellink
wouldn't want to pay to have that name on my shirt :D
youd be amazed at the amount of people that have it :shock:
I thought there would be, its just that I'm tight I was hoping we'd sign somebody called Ho or Li
by bristleposh
10 Jul 2007, 12:47
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: barber
Replies: 6
Views: 1037

poshnipper wrote:
james-orient wrote::lol: :lol:

I can see some people not getting that.
Me!! I don't :(
i must assume you don't have hairs on your muffin :lol:
by bristleposh
10 Jul 2007, 12:45
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Peterborough V Celtic
Replies: 27
Views: 6639

Ben9 wrote:
Jan Venegoor of Hessellink
wouldn't want to pay to have that name on my shirt :D
by bristleposh
10 Jul 2007, 10:48
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: barber
Replies: 6
Views: 1037

I went to the barber's the other day asked for a number 2 and he sh*t on my head :cry: