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by bristleposh
14 Sep 2007, 13:53
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Whilst we're on the oldies
Replies: 3
Views: 612

Whilst we're on the oldies

How about this from the thirties (Max Miller I believe)

I was walking along a clifftop footpath the other day, when a beautiful naked woman walked towards me, I didn't know whether to block her passage or toss myself off.

gnrrr gnrrr
by bristleposh
14 Sep 2007, 13:50
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Difference
Replies: 5
Views: 773

nearly as old as me

as is

whats the difference between a hedgehog an a police car

the pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog
by bristleposh
13 Sep 2007, 19:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Origami World Championships
Replies: 5
Views: 681

I started to watch that on ITV Digital but unforunately it folded.
by bristleposh
12 Sep 2007, 16:55
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: level
Replies: 6
Views: 781

can't see that lasting long but tis funny :lol:
by bristleposh
09 Sep 2007, 18:49
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: from the cross
Replies: 5
Views: 726

boom boom :lol:
by bristleposh
09 Sep 2007, 18:48
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Road Safty
Replies: 8
Views: 816

knowing what can be done with computers, I wonder if the picture was genuine if it was then that is a true classic, bet their bosses were well pleased with their workmanship :lol: :roll:
by bristleposh
02 Sep 2007, 11:49
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: hooker
Replies: 3
Views: 534

:lol: :lol: :lol: has nobobdy else read this joke
by bristleposh
01 Sep 2007, 10:47
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: convert
Replies: 5
Views: 702

Get In

Jesus saves!
Makail-Smith knocks in the rebounds
by bristleposh
31 Aug 2007, 19:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: convert
Replies: 5
Views: 702

give us the one about the two old muslim ladies looking at photographs of their children....

(I'll leave the punchline to you)
by bristleposh
18 Aug 2007, 14:12
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: A Full Harvest Moon
Replies: 3
Views: 513

nice one

the way I heard it was that when the tried the oral sex, both in their seventies, the guy said jeez I can't do this it stinks down there, oh that'd be my rheumatism, ay rheumatism doesn't smell, no she says I can't reach to wipe my a**e.
by bristleposh
17 Aug 2007, 13:56
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Bad eyes
Replies: 5
Views: 853

:lol:
by bristleposh
17 Aug 2007, 13:54
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: tevez
Replies: 5
Views: 822

somebody, not sure who said that to Alf Ramsey, I think it was Worthington, Marsh or Currie, memory fails me sometimes YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, no need to shout
by bristleposh
17 Aug 2007, 13:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: good m8
Replies: 5
Views: 680

heard a similar one a few years back about an Australian barmaid, and her parents next door neighbour from Oz.
by bristleposh
17 Aug 2007, 13:47
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: have you
Replies: 3
Views: 587

:lol: :lol:
by bristleposh
09 Aug 2007, 15:41
Forum: Predictions
Topic: MIGHTY POSH v Rochdale
Replies: 44
Views: 5625

Peterborough United 1 Westwood
Rochdale 0 (I Hope)