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by ashman
15 Dec 2008, 20:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pinocchio
Replies: 0
Views: 460

Pinocchio

"Pinocchio's Splinter Problem" One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, "What's the matter, baby?" Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and repli...
by ashman
15 Dec 2008, 20:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Golfing problem!
Replies: 1
Views: 445

Golfing problem!

Patient goes into the doctor's with a bloody nose, black eyes and a four-iron wrapped round his neck. Doctor: "Good morning, what on earth happened to you?" Patient: "Well, I was playing golf with my wife. On the very last tee, we both sliced our balls into a nearby field. We searched around for age...
by ashman
14 Dec 2008, 21:36
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: nipples
Replies: 4
Views: 637

Re: nipples

I'll raise one to that! :lol:
by ashman
11 Dec 2008, 00:18
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Doberman
Replies: 6
Views: 823

Re: Doberman

:D :D ...... and no smut in sight!! :clap: :clap:
by ashman
07 Dec 2008, 21:26
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: OOOOOOOOOps
Replies: 3
Views: 657

Re: OOOOOOOOOps

...tishoooo!
by ashman
30 Nov 2008, 17:20
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Man Utd stamps
Replies: 7
Views: 750

Re: Man Utd stamps

crozzapufc wrote:not funny..
....bundle of bloody laughs, you, eh? :roll:
by ashman
28 Nov 2008, 18:31
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Nuns!
Replies: 1
Views: 333

Nuns!

Two nuns in the bath together.
Where's the soap???














Yes it does, doesn't it!
by ashman
28 Nov 2008, 09:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: HUGE T*TS!!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 811

Re: HUGE T*TS!!!!

They are not even Great Tits. They are simply Blue Tits :roll:
by ashman
25 Nov 2008, 00:08
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: An Aussie story about mateship
Replies: 18
Views: 1406

Re: An Aussie story about mateship

Claude Gnapka maybe? :D
by ashman
25 Nov 2008, 00:05
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: A small selection for our french freind
Replies: 4
Views: 607

Re: A small selection for our french freind

(sur l’air de La Marseillaise) A Frenchman went to the lavatory For to have a jolly good ****, He took his coat and trousers off And began to revel in it, But when he reached for the paper he found that Someone had been there before Ou est le papier? Ou est le papier? Monsieur, Monsieur J’ai fait m...
by ashman
24 Nov 2008, 19:51
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: One for our french freind
Replies: 6
Views: 668

Re: One for our french freind

theoposhloonatic wrote:Not funny :evil: :evil:
Your real name's not Claude is it? - sent here to haunt us! :D
by ashman
24 Nov 2008, 08:25
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: An Aussie story about mateship
Replies: 18
Views: 1406

Re: An Aussie story about mateship

crozzapufc wrote:
bristleposh wrote:it would be unfair to say that the French are all tw@s but certainly one of them is
That would be William Gallas ofcourse :mrgreen: :lol:
Of course! Who else would we be talking about??? :? :o :shock:
by ashman
23 Nov 2008, 21:05
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: An Aussie story about mateship
Replies: 18
Views: 1406

Re: An Aussie story about mateship

theoposhloonatic wrote:Why's everyone saying that!? :evil:
Don't knock it. They are all being very tolerant and kind to you - goodness knows why - you're bloody French after all!
by ashman
29 Oct 2008, 16:07
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Andrew Sachs
Replies: 8
Views: 744

Re: Andrew Sachs

Wearly wemarkable wubbish from Wossy!
by ashman
25 Oct 2008, 09:13
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Our Posh version
Replies: 4
Views: 641

Re: Our Posh version

I love it! :clap: