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by ashman
19 Jul 2009, 16:29
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Paying for Animal Sex
Replies: 4
Views: 1229

Re: Paying for Animal Sex

Why would you want to know, ffs? :shock:
by ashman
15 Jul 2009, 23:42
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: What's your gothic name
Replies: 9
Views: 1294

Re: What's your gothic name

Dragon Everdark!
by ashman
13 Jul 2009, 18:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Scotland The Brave
Replies: 4
Views: 873

Re: Scotland The Brave

:clap: :clap: :clap2: :clap2: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Superb!
by ashman
08 Jul 2009, 23:16
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Sporting Innuendos!
Replies: 2
Views: 868

Sporting Innuendos!

Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator - " And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!" Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This is a really lovely horse. I once rode her mother. " Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that...
by ashman
20 Jun 2009, 19:36
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Government warning!
Replies: 4
Views: 865

Re: Government warning!

:clap2: :clap: :clap2:
by ashman
14 Jun 2009, 12:04
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: rules of cricket for nipps in preperation for the ashes
Replies: 12
Views: 1308

Re: rules of cricket for nipps in preperation for the ashes

What about the offside law even ruddy commentators, linesmen and referees have differing interpretations of that, the one thing we do know is referees don't change their minds, so if a player is twenty yards offside and it ain't given, it is still not offside, and vikki verki. It is without a doubt...
by ashman
12 Jun 2009, 18:22
Forum: Questions for the Club
Topic: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????
Replies: 44
Views: 7855

Re: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????

quote="poshnipper"] The guy that sits behind me in the north stand got his season ticket for free...... he went and got one from the ticket office and Margaret forgot to take the money :wink: :wink: :winkI know! And like when your watching the club you love at an Away Game, and you get an OAP ticke...
by ashman
09 Jun 2009, 16:09
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: moobs!
Replies: 3
Views: 901

Re: moobs!

Superb! Very funny. Loved James Corden's falsetto singing towards the end! :clap:
by ashman
09 Jun 2009, 15:17
Forum: Questions for the Club
Topic: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????
Replies: 44
Views: 7855

Re: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????

Ken Charlery is on the 2009-2010 season ticket, next year's ticket. Well he is on mine, anyway!
by ashman
08 Jun 2009, 23:32
Forum: Questions for the Club
Topic: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????
Replies: 44
Views: 7855

Re: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????

I'm just hoping that the cover for the 2010-11 season will have a picture of Charlie celebrating the winning goal at Colchester. :D How bout macca or cms celebrating the goal they score on the final day of 2009-10 that gets us into the prem. :comeon: That one will have to go on the 2010-11 season t...
by ashman
06 Jun 2009, 19:29
Forum: Questions for the Club
Topic: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????
Replies: 44
Views: 7855

Re: Tickets Prices For Next Year ????

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Thanks nipper. should have seen the smile on my face when i got it. small things... :roll: :lol: I smile every time I see my new ST. Charlery kissing the trophy, the dawning of a new season and all that it promises, new grounds, new players, success, great away days. new...
by ashman
06 Jun 2009, 19:18
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Billy, the Maths Wizard!
Replies: 2
Views: 505

Billy, the Maths Wizard!

Billy was doing very badly in maths. His parents had tried everything...tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centres. In short, everything they could think of to help him in his maths. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Billy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. Afte...
by ashman
05 Jun 2009, 17:29
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Did you
Replies: 3
Views: 627

Re: Did you

Nice one! :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap2:
by ashman
01 Jun 2009, 16:03
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: The Perfect Couple!
Replies: 4
Views: 714

Re: The Perfect Couple!

............ but, maybe true! :lol:
by ashman
30 May 2009, 19:40
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pilot's Gripe Sheets + responses!
Replies: 1
Views: 416

Pilot's Gripe Sheets + responses!

After every flight, pilots fill out a form, called a gripe sheet which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems and document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews l...