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by ashman
25 Feb 2009, 19:50
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: My new girlfriend
Replies: 5
Views: 633

Re: My new girlfriend

bristleposh wrote:came round last night...

thats the last time I use Tesco Value Chloroform
:clap2: :clap2:
by ashman
17 Feb 2009, 00:14
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Breaking News!
Replies: 3
Views: 748

Re: Breaking News!

:clap: :clap: Don't tell 'webby.' He'll want one too! :wink:
by ashman
13 Feb 2009, 10:27
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Statistically
Replies: 7
Views: 718

Re: Statistically

Statistically, human beings, on average, have less than two legs! (stats can tell you anythng!) :?
by ashman
07 Feb 2009, 19:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: stuck in the snow
Replies: 7
Views: 1070

Re: stuck in the snow

:lol: :lol:
by ashman
06 Feb 2009, 11:39
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: jailed
Replies: 1
Views: 453

Re: jailed

:clap: :clap: Clever!
by ashman
26 Jan 2009, 21:04
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: BT
Replies: 1
Views: 349

Re: BT

:clap: :clap:
by ashman
25 Jan 2009, 01:12
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Karen Matthews
Replies: 2
Views: 509

Re: Karen Matthews

After drugging,kidnapping and falsely imprisoning her own daughter,not to mention wasting taxpayers 3.2 million Karen Matthews is concerned for the welfare of her daughter Shannon whilst she is herself in prison. No doubt she will sue the police and prison authorities for forcing her to miss her ch...
by ashman
04 Jan 2009, 13:16
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Another caption competition
Replies: 16
Views: 1474

Re: Another caption competition

Cavity?
by ashman
30 Dec 2008, 21:22
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Doctor Doctor.
Replies: 20
Views: 1435

Re: Doctor Doctor.

POSHMAN41 wrote:
spiderweb34 wrote:
POSHMAN41 wrote:i am smacking your bottom :wink:
Sounds like you might be at the back of a long queue waiting to do that too
disabled 1st :lol:
Don't try pulling that old one again! :shock:
by ashman
30 Dec 2008, 21:01
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Doctor Doctor.
Replies: 20
Views: 1435

Re: Doctor Doctor.

poshnipper wrote:Crikey, that's older than me and Nick put together ............ and, come to think of it, Ashman! And POSHman 41 and POSH1959 and Brian!!
:clap: :clap: :clap:
O.K. chaps! All together now in a united front against 'ageism'..................
(just wait till Saturday!) Women!
by ashman
15 Dec 2008, 20:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pinocchio
Replies: 0
Views: 500

Pinocchio

"Pinocchio's Splinter Problem" One day, Pinocchio and his girlfriend were in bed doing what girls and wooden boys do. As they were cuddling, Pinocchio could tell that something was bothering his girlfriend. So, he asked her, "What's the matter, baby?" Pinocchio's girlfriend gave a big sigh and repli...
by ashman
15 Dec 2008, 20:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Golfing problem!
Replies: 1
Views: 486

Golfing problem!

Patient goes into the doctor's with a bloody nose, black eyes and a four-iron wrapped round his neck. Doctor: "Good morning, what on earth happened to you?" Patient: "Well, I was playing golf with my wife. On the very last tee, we both sliced our balls into a nearby field. We searched around for age...
by ashman
14 Dec 2008, 21:36
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: nipples
Replies: 4
Views: 692

Re: nipples

I'll raise one to that! :lol:
by ashman
11 Dec 2008, 00:18
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Doberman
Replies: 6
Views: 898

Re: Doberman

:D :D ...... and no smut in sight!! :clap: :clap:
by ashman
07 Dec 2008, 21:26
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: OOOOOOOOOps
Replies: 3
Views: 776

Re: OOOOOOOOOps

...tishoooo!