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by ashman
16 Sep 2008, 15:59
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: TV license
Replies: 1
Views: 397

Re: TV license

:clap2: :clap2:
by ashman
16 Sep 2008, 08:58
Forum: Predictions
Topic: POSH v Tranmere
Replies: 32
Views: 3019

Re: POSH v Tranmere

Posh 2 - 0. CMS, Zak
by ashman
12 Sep 2008, 15:59
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Cobblers v POSH
Replies: 31
Views: 2885

Re: Cobblers v POSH

taraj wrote:Cobblers 2
POSH 3 BOYD,CMS,MORGAN

CMS=CRUCIAL MATCH SPECIALIST


Like that taraj!

Cobblers 0 - 2 Posh. CMS, Z Man.
by ashman
07 Sep 2008, 07:58
Forum: Predictions
Topic: POSH v Bristol Rovers
Replies: 32
Views: 2761

Re: POSH v Bristol

westmead_lord wrote:Posh 1 (Boyd) Bristol 4 (Lambert 2 Duffy 2)
You got the second part correct. The first part? Crap! :roll:
by ashman
02 Sep 2008, 18:03
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Derby County gag
Replies: 4
Views: 614

Re: Derby County gag

Nick Prince wrote:Jewell has gone out speeding to try and get three points
:lol: :lol:
by ashman
01 Sep 2008, 20:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: My Dad
Replies: 2
Views: 407

My Dad

I took my dad shopping the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at McDonalds. I noticed he was watching a punk sitting near to him. The punk had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad just kept staring at him. The lad kept looking and each ti...
by ashman
01 Sep 2008, 19:58
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Sex Disease!
Replies: 3
Views: 474

Sex Disease!

A woman hasn't had sex or even been on a date for ages and was recommended to visit a sex therapist, the renowned Dr Chang. She goes to see him and enters the examination room. Dr Chang asks, "Ok, take off all your crose" "Now craw, reery reery fass to odderside of room" The woman does as she's aske...
by ashman
26 Aug 2008, 18:48
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Suicide Bombers
Replies: 1
Views: 420

Re: Suicide Bombers

yep - and why do Kamikazi pilots wear flying helmets?
by ashman
16 Aug 2008, 19:19
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Surgery
Replies: 1
Views: 393

Re: Surgery

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by ashman
13 Jul 2008, 20:21
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Tony Blair
Replies: 3
Views: 497

Tony Blair

Tony Blair started jogging near his home. Every day, he'd jog past a prostitute standing on the street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "Fifty pounds Tony!" she'd shout from the kerb. "No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back, trying to hu...
by ashman
12 Jul 2008, 14:38
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Blonde On A Plane.
Replies: 1
Views: 430

Re: Blonde On A Plane.

A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes." Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expres...
by ashman
07 Jul 2008, 20:09
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Me and Poshman in the pub
Replies: 1
Views: 371

Re: Me and Poshman in the pub

the prince wrote:Poshman 41 "You're round"
the prince "So are you you fat t**t"
:lol: :lol:
by ashman
07 Jul 2008, 17:40
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Advice
Replies: 4
Views: 524

Re: Advice

poshnipper wrote:Naughty :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
....... but nice!
by ashman
07 Jul 2008, 17:39
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Blonde joke!
Replies: 4
Views: 612

Re: Blonde joke!

poshnipper wrote:Oi Ashman, you changed that joke. You know very well it doesn't refer to blondes :wink: :wink:
"Oh yes it does -oh no it doesn't - oh yes.........."
Bloody hell - it will soon be Panto time again! By then we could be leading Division 1.
by ashman
07 Jul 2008, 00:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Mongolian VD
Replies: 3
Views: 541

Mongolian VD

American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home, he wakes one morning to find his **** covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doc...