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by daib0
17 Jan 2018, 21:59
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 600
Views: 36171

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

Not exactly a joke, but you've gotta smile to how things were back just a generation!

iPod, 1981, New York.

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by daib0
17 Jan 2018, 20:14
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1050
Views: 51912

Re: laughs of the day

bristleposh wrote:
17 Jan 2018, 19:18
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches.

You should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk.
love it! :clap2:
by daib0
15 Jan 2018, 13:29
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Daib0
Replies: 5
Views: 64

Re: Daib0

hey, many thanks, they haven't even noticed on my Reading forum!!
Actually, to tell you the truth I had several beers last night with my wife, and am free at work for a couple of days now, so who cares!!!
by daib0
07 Jan 2018, 12:13
Forum: Predictions
Topic: League 1 finishing positions 2017/18
Replies: 38
Views: 1763

Re: League 1 finishing positions 2017/18

So here are the top ten as of today - Pl - Pts 1. Wigan 25 56 2. Shrewsbury 25 54 -------------------- 3. Blackburn 25 49 4. Scunthorpe 26 49 5. Bradford 26 48 6. Portsmouth 26 41 ----------------------- 7. Rotherham 26 40 8. Charlton 26 40 9. Peterborough 26 39 10. Oxford Utd 27 38 So, do you think...
by daib0
06 Jan 2018, 22:11
Forum: Predictions
Topic: League 1 finishing positions 2017/18
Replies: 38
Views: 1763

Re: League 1 finishing positions 2017/18

Cheers.
It's actually quite difficult!!
But I'll change in my case Shrewsbury for Oxford.
Ta....
by daib0
05 Jan 2018, 17:32
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1050
Views: 51912

Re: laughs of the day

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and...
by daib0
05 Jan 2018, 10:29
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1050
Views: 51912

Re: laughs of the day

Charles decided to take up walking every day. However, his route takes him past a particular corner on which a prostitute is always standing, offering her services. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "One hundred and fifty pounds!" she’d shout. "N...
by daib0
04 Jan 2018, 18:07
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1050
Views: 51912

Re: laughs of the day

Did you hear the one about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field...
by daib0
02 Jan 2018, 20:53
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1050
Views: 51912

Re: laughs of the day

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy “I’m gonna have the day off, I’m gonna pretend I’m mad!” He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts, “I’M A LIGHTBULB! I’M A LIGHTBULB!” Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts “Paddy you’re mad, go home”. So h...
by daib0
31 Dec 2017, 17:05
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 32
Views: 1475

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

No games tonight so - HAPPY NEW YEAR! - and here are the points added on as at 1st January (in case I’m too sloshed to do it tomorrow!). You are placed in order (I think...). Take care everyone, back soon … David / daib0 Dunctoo :clap2: :clap2: PREMIER - Manchester City / October + 2 / November + 2 ...
by daib0
29 Dec 2017, 11:31
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 218
Views: 15404

Re: Football Funnies ...

bristleposh wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 11:18
daib0 wrote:
29 Dec 2017, 10:52
Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
That was the Championship David a 46 game season, their achievement would be truly remarkable given that they only have to play 38 games
true!!!
by daib0
29 Dec 2017, 10:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 218
Views: 15404

Re: Football Funnies ...

Nan city need to crack up or there're on to beat Reading's 106-point record :roll: :roll: :cry:M
by daib0
27 Dec 2017, 21:38
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Merry Christmas everybody
Replies: 17
Views: 342

Re: Merry Christmas everybody

Just chip in with ... thanks for putting up with me on here in 2017, a real pleasure to chat with you all - and hope 2018 brings you even better form!!!!
by daib0
26 Dec 2017, 00:13
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: Wembley v Wembley FC
Replies: 2
Views: 103

Wembley v Wembley FC

Wembley FC - a David v Goliath story


http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42442290

Would you be confused between club and stadium?


I've never got myself confused going to Wembley ...

:roll:
by daib0
25 Dec 2017, 12:10
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Christmas jokes
Replies: 38
Views: 1032

Re: Christmas jokes

in festive spirit ... Following the United States decision to recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel, the Palestinian authorities have entered into the spirit of things and decided to arbitrarily shift the capital of The United States to England. In a move which will surprise many, the Palest...