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by daib0
09 May 2019, 17:29
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1270
Views: 137210

Re: laughs of the day

ashman wrote:
09 May 2019, 16:59
Those last five posts are definitely worthy of 'laugh of the day!' Whether they were by design or simply by weird co-incidences doesn't detract from the humour! Well done chaps! :clap2:
:clap: :clap2:
by daib0
01 May 2019, 19:58
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 38
Views: 6464

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

Monthly pen-ultimate UPDATE … 1ST MAY 2019 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE TABLES GOING INTO MAY - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every month on Day 1...
by daib0
29 Apr 2019, 13:34
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1270
Views: 137210

Re: laughs of the day

An ex-girlfriend of mine was obsessed with counting. I often wonder ..... what she is up to now?!
by daib0
16 Apr 2019, 19:27
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1270
Views: 137210

Re: laughs of the day

get your own back...


Walking home this morning and a British gas engineer was sat in his van. He wound down his window and said "whats the time mate?"

I replied, "between 8 and 1"
by daib0
13 Apr 2019, 00:23
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1270
Views: 137210

Re: laughs of the day

Grandson said he was so impressed that after nearly 60 years of marriage I still called her indoors 'love', 'darling' or 'sweetheart'. I hadn't the heart to tell him ......I couldn't even remember her name!!
by daib0
06 Apr 2019, 06:31
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: England 5 - 0 Czechia
Replies: 12
Views: 827

Re: England 5 - 0 Czechia

England have moved up to fourth in the FIFA World rankings, with Belgium still in first 🌍

1️⃣ Belgium 🇧🇪
2️⃣ France 🇫🇷
3️⃣ Brazil 🇧🇷
4️⃣ England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
5️⃣ Croatia 🇭🇷
6️⃣ Uruguay 🇺🇾
7️⃣ Portugal 🇵🇹
8️⃣ Switzerland 🇨🇭
9️⃣ Spain 🇪🇸
🔟 Denmark 🇩🇰

Agree? 🤨
by daib0
06 Apr 2019, 06:24
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 713
Views: 96364

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

tonyp wrote:
06 Apr 2019, 02:54
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by daib0
03 Apr 2019, 18:00
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 713
Views: 96364

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

bristleposh wrote:
03 Apr 2019, 17:34
Pictures of my wife on here will not be tolerated
Didn't know she was called Barbara.......
by daib0
31 Mar 2019, 22:21
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 38
Views: 6464

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

Eighth UPDATE … 1ST APRIL 2018 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS AS WE STAND GOING INTO APRIL - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every mo...
by daib0
17 Mar 2019, 23:16
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: Absolute Record for women's football attendance in Spain
Replies: 5
Views: 2813

Re: Absolute Record for women's football attendance in Spain

Just out of interest on an update, almost 61,000 at a women's match in Spain this weekend....


https://twitter.com/LigaIberdrola/statu ... 47392?s=19
by daib0
16 Mar 2019, 09:56
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1270
Views: 137210

Re: laughs of the day

Looking for good home for family dog.

It is a small terrier.

Only problem is it barks and whines all day until owner returns home.

If you are interested give me a call so I can hop over next doors fence and get it for you.
by daib0
15 Mar 2019, 13:46
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1270
Views: 137210

Re: laughs of the day

Missing: black and white cat, very, very very intelligent.

Tiddles, if you're reading this please love, come home...
by daib0
09 Mar 2019, 00:20
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: Hand Ball
Replies: 6
Views: 1050

Re: Hand Ball

Nailed on penalty. Players have been getting away with decisions in their favour for far too long. More goals per game means, in general, more entertainment. I'm agreed with you. Even if it wasn't obviously "deliberate" it DID alter substantially the course of the ball. That's NOT the fault of the ...
by daib0
01 Mar 2019, 22:08
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 38
Views: 6464

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

SEVENTH UPDATE … 1ST MARCH 2018 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS AS WE STAND GOING INTO MARCH - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS (OVERALL THIS TIME; NOT WITH TEAM-BY-TEAM BREAKDOWN) Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 po...
by daib0
27 Feb 2019, 19:55
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Newcastle tourists collapse in Southwold from heatstroke
Replies: 0
Views: 1769

Newcastle tourists collapse in Southwold from heatstroke

Newcastle tourists collapse in Southwold from heatstroke Two Newcastle tourists collapsed in Southwold from heatstroke today, it has been revealed. The middle-aged Northerners, more used to Arctic temperatures, were unprepared for the warm February weather on the Suffolk coast. Full story: https://...