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by daib0
19 Jul 2018, 12:38
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1178
Views: 76326

Re: laughs of the day

This bloke said to me:

‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar’

I said, ‘Is that a fret?’...
by daib0
17 Jul 2018, 11:30
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1178
Views: 76326

Re: laughs of the day

Last night my new girlfriend said, "So how come you haven't already been snapped up?"

I replied, "I've been married before, but it didn't work out. She said I was far too inattentive."

"Oh, that's so sad! Did you have any kids?"

"Probably.... "
by daib0
17 Jul 2018, 11:25
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1178
Views: 76326

Re: laughs of the day

Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters the same name?

Anna 1, Anna 2...
by daib0
17 Jul 2018, 09:31
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1178
Views: 76326

Re: laughs of the day

Wimbledon...

The time of year blind people think porn is being shown on daytime TV.
by daib0
17 Jul 2018, 09:28
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 273
Views: 28253

Re: Football Funnies ...

After his performances at the World Cup, Neymar is the favourite to win the FIFA Fall-on D'Floor!
by daib0
12 Jul 2018, 17:11
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: World Cup 2018
Replies: 64
Views: 1974

Re: World Cup 2018

I take an optimistic view. If Germany (BOTTOM of group) and Spain (my original wagers to win it), to name but two, went out early it was because there was better talent and organization elsewhere. Just because Croatia, Belgium, Sweden and Japan haven't won the world cup (yet) it doesn't make them se...
by daib0
11 Jul 2018, 22:11
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: World Cup 2018
Replies: 64
Views: 1974

Re: World Cup 2018

one qualm with England all WC were the throw-ins ... we never moved players into space, no-one ran - so became predictable. We hardly ever gained space from throw-ins!
by daib0
11 Jul 2018, 21:58
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: World Cup 2018
Replies: 64
Views: 1974

Re: World Cup 2018

Game of two halves, and extra time England just too tired ... Croatia just about deserved it
but don't particularly like Croatia though - find them nigglying and annoyingly cunning, playing to the 'foul threshold' so many times to thwart oponents
by daib0
11 Jul 2018, 14:09
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: World Cup 2018
Replies: 64
Views: 1974

Re: World Cup 2018

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by daib0
10 Jul 2018, 21:47
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: World Cup 2018
Replies: 64
Views: 1974

Re: World Cup 2018

France 1 Belgium 0
Belgium seemed to me a bit nervous tonight, thought they tried to make the final pass too soon, too many times...
but think we could out-do France better also - so I'm not complaining!
by daib0
10 Jul 2018, 12:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1178
Views: 76326

Re: laughs of the day

A very pretty young speech therapist with an equally fine figure was getting absolutely nowhere with her Stammer’s Action Group. She had tried virtually every technique in the book, but still they stammered and stuttered. Finally, totally exasperated, she said: "If any of you can tell me where you w...
by daib0
10 Jul 2018, 09:44
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: World Cup 2018
Replies: 64
Views: 1974

Re: World Cup 2018

Four teams representing European countries in the semis. Is this the first time teams from other continents haven't been so far? :question: Nope: In 2006: 1st to 4th in order- Italy // France // Germany // Portugal In 1982: Italy // Germany (West) // Poland // France In 1966: England // Germany (We...
by daib0
09 Jul 2018, 22:41
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 273
Views: 28253

Re: Football Funnies ...

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by daib0
08 Jul 2018, 14:21
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1178
Views: 76326

Re: laughs of the day

I've just been on a round-the-world holiday. Next year I'm going somewhere different!
by daib0
08 Jul 2018, 10:21
Forum: General Chat
Topic: A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver
Replies: 2
Views: 94

A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver

I've pinched this from the BHS forum, written by 'Bally': A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver "The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn't believe that the volume of traffic DIDN'T slow down for me AT ALL ...