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by daib0
17 Feb 2018, 14:42
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

Just been in Blackpool, and I saw a guy & woman shouting then fighting... A copper turned up but instead of calming things down he starts twatting the guy with a baton! The guy gets the baton and starts hitting the copper AND his wife! Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages.... nev...
by daib0
16 Feb 2018, 08:03
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

very good!!
by daib0
15 Feb 2018, 19:18
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

on that subject, sort of:



Somewhere in the world, a woman is having a baby every 12 seconds.

We've got to find her and stop her!!!
by daib0
15 Feb 2018, 10:13
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

A Welsh farmer drove to a neighbours farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or your mum home?” said the farmer. “No, they went to town.” “How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?” “No, he went with Mum and Dad.” The farmer stood there for a few minutes, s...
by daib0
15 Feb 2018, 10:10
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 615
Views: 38308

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

stuie wrote:
15 Feb 2018, 01:01
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:lol: :lol:
by daib0
14 Feb 2018, 13:05
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 615
Views: 38308

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

bristleposh wrote:
13 Feb 2018, 23:20
New style Oxfam shop

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Disaster. Might even change their name to 'Sexfam' at this rate :cry:
by daib0
13 Feb 2018, 19:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. "Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?" asked the psychiatrist. "As a matter of fact, I do," said the patient. "Aha ... and when does this happen?" asked the psychiatrist, full of...
by daib0
12 Feb 2018, 15:12
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 615
Views: 38308

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

haha, naughty!!
by daib0
12 Feb 2018, 15:09
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 227
Views: 16868

Re: Football Funnies ...

David Beckham gets into a taxi and notices the driver looking at him in the rear-view mirror. After a couple of minutes the driver says: "OK, give me a clue." Beckham says: "I had a glittering career at Manchester United, played in America and got over a 100 caps for England. Is that enough?" Driver...
by daib0
09 Feb 2018, 06:55
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
by daib0
08 Feb 2018, 14:33
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

My mate's just phoned me in tears. His wife has left him, taken his Bob Marley collection & the satellite dish.
Poor bugga' --- no woman no Sky!
by daib0
08 Feb 2018, 14:31
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

Patrick is arrested and charged for beating his wife

The Judge asks “Why do you keep beating her”

Patrick replies “Well, I think it’s my weight advantage, longer reach and superior footwork”
by daib0
07 Feb 2018, 08:38
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 227
Views: 16868

Re: Football Funnies ...

Horse is in the pub having a few when spots a donkey in the corner so he nips over to have a natter, donkey asks "what did you do for a living" horse says " I ran on the flat in the summer and over the jumps in the winter", Donkey says "I worked with the kids on blackpool beach", then he asks "did y...
by daib0
05 Feb 2018, 15:29
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1085
Views: 54787

Re: laughs of the day

I hate people who just can't let go of the past....

in my experience Debt collectors are the worst
by daib0
01 Feb 2018, 21:48
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 34
Views: 1821

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

Just for your interest, how do you compare with those from other forums?? Here goes: Top guns nationally - those with four dozen points or more! PRESENT NATIONAL GOLD MEDAL POSITION TJR - NEWCASTLE PREMIER - Man Utd / September + 2 / October + 1 / November + 1 / December + 1 / February + 1 / CHAMPIO...