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by daib0
10 Nov 2017, 16:40
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1015
Views: 46505

Re: laughs of the day

A husband asks his wife, "Honey, if I died, would you remarry?" "After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship." "If I died and you remarried," the husband asks, "would he live in this house?" "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want i...
by daib0
10 Nov 2017, 13:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1015
Views: 46505

Re: laughs of the day

I just bought a bottle of that new aftershave called "Breadcrumbs".

The birds love it
by daib0
05 Nov 2017, 21:08
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Last One Standing - Game 3
Replies: 57
Views: 567

Re: Last One Standing - Game 3

Cello Man - Bournemouth !
by daib0
03 Nov 2017, 18:43
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: If ...
Replies: 0
Views: 44

If ...

If...
Practice makes perfect
and
Nobody is perfect
then why practice anyway?

If... All the world is a stage, where does the audience sit?

If... you write a book on failure and it doesn't sell is that considered a success?



Other silly examples you can make up?
by daib0
03 Nov 2017, 18:39
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Last One Standing - Game 3
Replies: 57
Views: 567

Re: Last One Standing - Game 3

dunc wrote:
03 Nov 2017, 16:12
To be fair - most of those predictions were in before the midweek games
ah, well you've good vibes then :lol:
by daib0
03 Nov 2017, 15:43
Forum: Predictions
Topic: Last One Standing - Game 3
Replies: 57
Views: 567

Re: Last One Standing - Game 3

lots of Tottenhams after the Real Madrid showing!!
by daib0
03 Nov 2017, 15:40
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1015
Views: 46505

Re: laughs of the day

was fired from the keyboard factory today.

Apparently I wasn’t putting in enough shifts...
by daib0
03 Nov 2017, 15:39
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1015
Views: 46505

Re: laughs of the day

I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.
by daib0
02 Nov 2017, 23:26
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1015
Views: 46505

Re: laughs of the day

Q. Which is the most musical fish? 
  
A. The piano tuna.


.....


King Arthur "Well that's a nice round table, who made it?" 
  
Knight "Sir Cumference"
by daib0
02 Nov 2017, 10:24
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1015
Views: 46505

Re: laughs of the day

I've just invented a new flavour of crisps.... if they're successful I reckon I'll make a packet.
by daib0
01 Nov 2017, 21:32
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Football Funnies ...
Replies: 211
Views: 13660

Re: Football Funnies ...

Simon Mignolet wanted to dress up as a ghost for Liverpool's Halloween party. Unfortunately, he hasn't got enough clean sheets....
by daib0
01 Nov 2017, 19:38
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 29
Views: 933

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

Top five nationally! Bravo to these, the best predictors of all ... so far! and a real good showing in depth from the Posh boys! TJR - NEWCASTLE PREMIER - Man Utd / September + 2 / October + 1 / November + 1 / CHAMPIONSHIP - Middlesbrough LEAGUE ONE - Wigan Athletic / September + 1 / October + 1 / ...
by daib0
01 Nov 2017, 19:32
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18
Replies: 29
Views: 933

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2017-18

Here are the points added on as at 1st NOVEMBER. You are placed in merit order. Remember your guesses - it’s 2 pts for first place and 1 for second … lots of changes of positions this month, and some unexpected teams (for the majority) creeping in! David Mrs Bristleposh PREMIER - Manchester United /...
by daib0
01 Nov 2017, 12:14
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Catalan Uprising
Replies: 14
Views: 320

Re: Catalan Uprising

Latest from the BBC: Catalan independence: Spain high court summons dismissed leader Spain's high court has summoned sacked Catalan leader Carles Puigdemont and 13 other members of his dismissed government to appear later this week. It also gave them three days to pay a deposit of €6.2m ($7.2m) to c...
by daib0
30 Oct 2017, 16:45
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Catalan Uprising
Replies: 14
Views: 320

Re: Catalan Uprising

now there's talk of political asylum for five of the independence leaders in Belguim. The very thought that it's classed as asylum shows you how bad it's getting; thirty years jail sentences being brandied about by those in Madrid against those who are truly peaceful. Gutted...