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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She...

I tried to visit the house where the guy who invented toothpaste was born.

Sadly, there was no plaque on it...

ashman wrote: ↑

14 Apr 2018, 08:43

Wycliffe wrote: ↑

14 Apr 2018, 08:42

ashman wrote: ↑

14 Apr 2018, 08:39

Likewise, I hope that you continue your improved recent form and avoid the drop.

Who?

Reading fan. He is a regular poster and we consider him a bit of a friend.

and yourselves to me - always look out for your result every week!

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.,,

Best of luck... I'm rooting for you.
Nothing against Rochdale, but would love to see you winning play-offs this year!!!

The wife was getting dressed up for a night out with her mates, walked into the lounge and asked me to rate her.

"8 or 9 at least." I said.

"Out of 10?" she smiled. "Thanks, Babe, I'm flattered."

Didn't have the heart to tell her I meant pints!

Here are the points added on at 1st APRIL 2018. You are placed in merit order within your own forum Once again for your correct guesses en route… it’s 2 pts for first place and 1 for second in each table of the ‘10’. After this update, there are only two more till the grand finale - a normal update ...

ashman wrote: ↑

30 Mar 2018, 19:34

Ridiculous idea. YD plates would also be needed as well as WD, MAD, HBD, TD, TID etc. etc.

err, what do they all mean?!!

bristleposh wrote: ↑

30 Mar 2018, 13:31

They ought to have plates with DH on for Richard Heads who drive like pillox. Queue jumpers on the motorway, and centre lane huggers should be first to earn the right to the DH plates

NZ seniors' group hits back at 'elderly driver' plates A New Zealand lobby group for senior citizens has criticised a company for selling special plates for cars telling road users that the driver is elderly. The so-called "E-plates" are being sold by Auckland-based company SafeGrannies as a weapon...

My wife was yelling at me again the other day for drinking brake fluid, "don't you worry about it" I told her, "I'm not addicted to it, I can stop whenever I want" .....

The Irish government has advised local councils to save money on lollipop men and women by moving all the schools over to the other side of the road...

I mean, with recent relations between the countries, might there be an explosion (OK, metaphorical) and England walks out altogether, or even doesn't go at the end?!