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by daib0
Yesterday, 16:56
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 711
Views: 105650

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

bristleposh wrote:
Yesterday, 13:00
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by daib0
16 Jul 2019, 19:54
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1283
Views: 149137

Re: laughs of the day

A little boy arrives home to find his mum and dad having sex on the sofa.
Dad says, "Don't worry, son I'm just filling mummy with petrol."
Son replies, "She doesn't do many miles to the gallon does she dad? Uncle Ernie only filled her up this morning and he used a bigger nozzle!"
by daib0
16 Jul 2019, 19:51
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1283
Views: 149137

Re: laughs of the day

Another guy went to the doctors, and the doctor was fumbling around for a while but didn't say anything. So the chap says "anything up, doc?" The doctor replies "I just can't put my finger on the problem. But I'd reckon it is a drinking problem" "Don't worry, doc, then I'll come back when you're sob...
by daib0
12 Jun 2019, 17:06
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1283
Views: 149137

Re: laughs of the day

My mate was so unfairly put in prison just for having a stutter. The judge simply had it in for him....

In fact, we don't know if he'll ever finish his sentence....
by daib0
31 May 2019, 14:42
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 44
Views: 8170

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

NATIONAL RESULTS - Every Competitor and all points awards Includes the big awards for the final end-of-season tables (see the OP for run down on points scored) Well done everyone, very high scores this season! FIRST - National Gold Medal big jon - LUFC Talk (Leeds United) + 267 PREMIER - Manchester ...
by daib0
31 May 2019, 14:42
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 44
Views: 8170

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

It’s here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FORUM RESULTS The Posh Forum (Peterborough) FIRST - Forum Gold Medal - dunc - The Posh Forum (Peterborough) + 254 :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: PREMIER - Liverpool 3-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-2+9 CHAMPIONSHIP - Derby County 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0+3 LEAGUE ONE - Portsmouth 1-3-3-3-3-2-0-1-1+6 LEAG...
by daib0
23 May 2019, 19:51
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 44
Views: 8170

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

I haven't forgotten the final results, I'm just waiting for all the play-offs and relegation deciders to take place before I can award the final points .... shouldn't be long now!
Hope you're all behaving!
by daib0
09 May 2019, 17:29
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1283
Views: 149137

Re: laughs of the day

ashman wrote:
09 May 2019, 16:59
Those last five posts are definitely worthy of 'laugh of the day!' Whether they were by design or simply by weird co-incidences doesn't detract from the humour! Well done chaps! :clap2:
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by daib0
01 May 2019, 19:58
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 44
Views: 8170

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

Monthly pen-ultimate UPDATE … 1ST MAY 2019 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE TABLES GOING INTO MAY - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every month on Day 1...
by daib0
29 Apr 2019, 13:34
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1283
Views: 149137

Re: laughs of the day

An ex-girlfriend of mine was obsessed with counting. I often wonder ..... what she is up to now?!
by daib0
16 Apr 2019, 19:27
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1283
Views: 149137

Re: laughs of the day

get your own back...


Walking home this morning and a British gas engineer was sat in his van. He wound down his window and said "whats the time mate?"

I replied, "between 8 and 1"
by daib0
13 Apr 2019, 00:23
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: laughs of the day
Replies: 1283
Views: 149137

Re: laughs of the day

Grandson said he was so impressed that after nearly 60 years of marriage I still called her indoors 'love', 'darling' or 'sweetheart'. I hadn't the heart to tell him ......I couldn't even remember her name!!
by daib0
06 Apr 2019, 06:31
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: England 5 - 0 Czechia
Replies: 12
Views: 1436

Re: England 5 - 0 Czechia

England have moved up to fourth in the FIFA World rankings, with Belgium still in first 🌍

1️⃣ Belgium 🇧🇪
2️⃣ France 🇫🇷
3️⃣ Brazil 🇧🇷
4️⃣ England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
5️⃣ Croatia 🇭🇷
6️⃣ Uruguay 🇺🇾
7️⃣ Portugal 🇵🇹
8️⃣ Switzerland 🇨🇭
9️⃣ Spain 🇪🇸
🔟 Denmark 🇩🇰

Agree? 🤨
by daib0
06 Apr 2019, 06:24
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)
Replies: 711
Views: 105650

Re: Pictorial jokes (good and bad, mostly bad)

tonyp wrote:
06 Apr 2019, 02:54
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by daib0
31 Mar 2019, 22:21
Forum: Predictions
Topic: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19
Replies: 44
Views: 8170

Re: The 10 Champs Game 2018-19

Eighth UPDATE … 1ST APRIL 2018 HERE ARE THE COMPLETE PROGRESS REPORTS AS WE STAND GOING INTO APRIL - IN ORDER, AND THE MONTHLY POINTS FOR EVERY CHOICE OF TEAM SHOWN. Remember, for your pre-season guesses it’s 3 points for first place in each league, 2 points for second and 1 point for third every mo...