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by AndoverPoshFan
20 Jul 2018, 19:55
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Wake up call
Replies: 1
Views: 20

Wake up call

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 3 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 100 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is cl...
by AndoverPoshFan
31 Mar 2018, 20:46
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Rabbit
Replies: 2
Views: 476

Rabbit

A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman, 'Can I have a pint of beer, and a Ham and Cheese Toastie?' The barman is amazed, but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie. He then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns...
by AndoverPoshFan
29 Jan 2018, 18:41
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Honda
Replies: 1
Views: 436

Honda

My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic…
But I refused.

If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
by AndoverPoshFan
29 Sep 2017, 13:46
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Ryanair
Replies: 1
Views: 632

Ryanair

Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair. After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and h...
by AndoverPoshFan
19 Aug 2017, 07:14
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Drinking
Replies: 1
Views: 731

Drinking

An American bets an irish man that he can't drink ten pints one after the other. The irish man ups and leaves and comes back after half an hour an accepts the bet and wins The American in shock says wow paddy fair play but can I ask where you went. The irish man replies sure I had to go to the pub a...
by AndoverPoshFan
06 Aug 2017, 10:28
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Neymar or Pogba
Replies: 2
Views: 725

Neymar or Pogba

Neymar weighs 64kg That is 2257 ounces His current value is 198 million squids. That makes him worth 87,727 pounds per ounce. Today's Gold price is 964 pounds per ounce. Neymar is therefore worth 91 times his weight in gold. Now Pogba was only 89 million. But he is considerably heavier at 84 kilos, ...
by AndoverPoshFan
16 Apr 2017, 10:54
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Medical student
Replies: 2
Views: 675

Medical student

A very sad day today. After 7 years of medical training and hard work, I found out a very good friend of mine has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. She slept with one of her patients (they were good friends) and can now no longer work in the profession she loves. What a waste of time, ef...
by AndoverPoshFan
05 Feb 2017, 20:24
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Tor
Replies: 2
Views: 630

Tor

A teacher asks the class to name things that ends with Tor and that eats things First boy: Alligator Teacher: Very Good that's a big word Second boy : Predator Teacher: Yes, That's another big word.Well done Little Johnny: Vibrator. After nearly falling off her chair Teacher: That is a big word,but ...
by AndoverPoshFan
23 Dec 2016, 20:52
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Logical scientist
Replies: 2
Views: 574

Logical scientist

Two builders (Keith & Ken) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Ken: - I reckon he's an accountant. Keith: - No way - he's a stockbroker.. K...
by AndoverPoshFan
21 Oct 2016, 21:57
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Best feature
Replies: 0
Views: 634

Best feature

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with h...
by AndoverPoshFan
22 Jul 2016, 20:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Darts
Replies: 2
Views: 570

Darts

I went into my local pub the other night and a few of my mates were in there playing darts. I didn't fancy a game so I did a 180 and left.
by AndoverPoshFan
28 Feb 2016, 14:32
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Computers
Replies: 0
Views: 856

Computers

"I got fired today," I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash."
"That's a bit harsh", he replied.
"They don't mess around at Air Traffic Control", I said...:
by AndoverPoshFan
08 Jan 2016, 13:48
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: ex poshies
Replies: 827
Views: 66018

Re: ex poshies

Oppps missed that yesterday evening!
by AndoverPoshFan
08 Jan 2016, 09:58
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: ex poshies
Replies: 827
Views: 66018

Re: ex poshies

Tyrone Barnett coming back to London road then..... this time with Southend.
by AndoverPoshFan
07 Dec 2015, 21:58
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Nursery rhymes
Replies: 2
Views: 462

Nursery rhymes

Lol