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by matt404
11 Dec 2018, 12:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

I don't think I can remember a more shambolic 'government' in my lifetime.
by matt404
06 Dec 2018, 22:57
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46366162

Only the governments own study.

What makes you think we will be better off?
by matt404
06 Dec 2018, 19:13
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

Can you explain why you consider that not leaving the EU would be better than the unknown A desire to not be poorer, individually and collectively, than today and to have our EU-enshrined freedoms protected. How’s that for starters? But hey, I suppose that goes out the windows if we can have blue p...
by matt404
27 Nov 2018, 11:00
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

any serious student of economics will follow JM Keynes' view that you invest when in a recession, not impose cuts. "Long term economic plan" was just a load of round objects. it was never long term, it had no concept of economics, and there was no planning. Anybody who refers to the the "deficit" a...
by matt404
18 Nov 2018, 21:26
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

Genuinely curious - would you draw the same parallel with having a General Election? Or would you accept that in a democracy the people can change their mind, hence why different political parties have been in power over all our lifetimes. Not a bit of it I had to put up with Wilson, Callaghan, Bla...
by matt404
18 Nov 2018, 10:59
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

Genuinely curious - would you draw the same parallel with having a General Election? Or would you accept that in a democracy the people can change their mind, hence why different political parties have been in power over all our lifetimes.
by matt404
16 Nov 2018, 14:09
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

I blame these old folks who voted to leave, you know the ones who fought in the war, underwent rationing, saw off the Battle of Britain, selfish ******** only think of themselves. It's those darn pesky youngsters - the relatives of those older folk who fought in the war, underwent rationing, saw of...
by matt404
20 Oct 2018, 23:56
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

The only way Brexit could get any more surreal is if Gaz suddenly turns up and tells us it’s all due to the lizard people
by matt404
20 Oct 2018, 23:55
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street
Replies: 705
Views: 83590

Re: Theresa May to make statement in Downing Street

when you say you have put up with 50 years of interference I would expect a brexiteer to be able to list a number of laws that have been so personally oppressive. no brexiteer has ever told me of one. have we really been run over with cheap "labour??" for 50 years ,have not the laws that have come ...
by matt404
10 Jul 2015, 19:37
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Even worse jokes
Replies: 1053
Views: 68570

Re: Even worse jokes

Sometimes I feel totally useful and nothing I do in this life matters in the slightest - everything I do is pointless.

Then I remember the man who fits indicators to BMW's.
by matt404
29 Jul 2014, 16:49
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: If you go down to B & Q be sure to go in disguise
Replies: 6
Views: 1067

Re: If you go down to B & Q be sure to go in disguise

ashman wrote:
stuie wrote:nut, scews, washer and bolts

man with learning difficulties, has sex with a woman working in a laundrette and then runs off
The oldies are always the goodies stuie! :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:
Jokes or women that work in the laundrette?
by matt404
22 Nov 2013, 14:25
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: The Clique
Replies: 20
Views: 3036

Re: The Clique

DaveLister wrote:
White G wrote:We've done this already mate. If you're wondering whether you're in the clique, the answer is YES!
I am? Nobody told me. Should we have secret handshakes?

Sssshhhhh! You'll give the game away Dave. :lol:

Seriously, who is in "the clique" :question:
by matt404
26 Jun 2013, 15:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Deflate
Replies: 6
Views: 1196

Re: Deflate

Where's the valve to inflate her?
by matt404
18 Mar 2013, 12:49
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Fifty Shades of Grey
Replies: 7
Views: 1310

Re: Fifty Shades of Grey

poshnipper wrote::mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I've been married nearly 40 years but my name aint Doris, luckily and I aint 68!
How can you have been married for 40 years if you're only 23?