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by matt404
20 Jul 2018, 11:56
Forum: The Posh
Topic: Transfer RUMOURS IN
Replies: 227
Views: 21271

Re: Transfer RUMOURS IN

bristleposh wrote:
19 Jul 2018, 18:08
I see Assombalonga is on the list at Middlesbro I'd swap him for Marriott all day long
I suspect Middlesbrough wouldn't share your opinion...
by matt404
16 Jul 2018, 08:22
Forum: The Posh
Topic: Transfer RUMOURS IN
Replies: 227
Views: 21271

Re: Transfer RUMOURS IN

At least we have Lloyd who can play up front and Matty Stevens might actually get a look in - he's looked sharp from what I've seen on pre-season. Erm, no thank you. Stevens will never play for the first team. He's available for loan for a reason.... Another two goals at the weekend I see. Top goal...
by matt404
12 Jul 2018, 10:18
Forum: The Posh
Topic: Transfer RUMOURS IN
Replies: 227
Views: 21271

Re: Transfer RUMOURS IN

At least we have Lloyd who can play up front and Matty Stevens might actually get a look in - he's looked sharp from what I've seen on pre-season.

Charlie Wyke certainly fits the target man requirement. Big lump for plan B.
by matt404
10 Jul 2015, 19:37
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Even worse jokes
Replies: 1053
Views: 50680

Re: Even worse jokes

Sometimes I feel totally useful and nothing I do in this life matters in the slightest - everything I do is pointless.

Then I remember the man who fits indicators to BMW's.
by matt404
26 Sep 2014, 13:03
Forum: General Football Chat
Topic: ex poshies
Replies: 827
Views: 66038

Re: ex poshies

Would rather play with 10 men than have Danny Rose in the team.
by matt404
29 Jul 2014, 16:49
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: If you go down to B & Q be sure to go in disguise
Replies: 6
Views: 786

Re: If you go down to B & Q be sure to go in disguise

ashman wrote:
stuie wrote:nut, scews, washer and bolts

man with learning difficulties, has sex with a woman working in a laundrette and then runs off
The oldies are always the goodies stuie! :clap: :clap: :lol: :lol:
Jokes or women that work in the laundrette?
by matt404
22 Nov 2013, 14:25
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: The Clique
Replies: 20
Views: 2281

Re: The Clique

DaveLister wrote:
White G wrote:We've done this already mate. If you're wondering whether you're in the clique, the answer is YES!
I am? Nobody told me. Should we have secret handshakes?

Sssshhhhh! You'll give the game away Dave. :lol:

Seriously, who is in "the clique" :question:
by matt404
26 Jun 2013, 15:11
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Deflate
Replies: 6
Views: 857

Re: Deflate

Where's the valve to inflate her?
by matt404
18 Mar 2013, 12:49
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Fifty Shades of Grey
Replies: 7
Views: 940

Re: Fifty Shades of Grey

poshnipper wrote::mrgreen: :mrgreen:

I've been married nearly 40 years but my name aint Doris, luckily and I aint 68!
How can you have been married for 40 years if you're only 23?
by matt404
14 Feb 2013, 14:22
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Oscar Pistorius
Replies: 17
Views: 2820

Re: Oscar Pistorius

It's said she had no problem with him having no arms but with hindsight it would have been better if he was unarmed.
by matt404
08 Oct 2012, 16:37
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: I'm thinking of moving
Replies: 6
Views: 1280

Re: I'm thinking of moving

stuie wrote:
bristleposh wrote:Image
I thought you already lived their :clap2:
No, just a frequent visitor.
by matt404
13 Sep 2012, 08:35
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Michael Owen
Replies: 3
Views: 874

Re: Michael Owen

3 Wood, 9 Iron or Sand Wedge?
by matt404
19 Mar 2012, 08:15
Forum: Questions for the Club
Topic: Tapatalk Iphone App
Replies: 5
Views: 2804

Re: Tapatalk Iphone App

I'm not aware of anything that has changed with the forum to restrict Tapatalk in terms of maintenance. I had noticed that it's stopped asking me to install it for my Android.

Chris/Webby?
by matt404
14 Feb 2012, 21:39
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: E-MAIL SCAM WARNING.
Replies: 6
Views: 736

Re: E-MAIL SCAM WARNING.

Nice!
by matt404
27 Aug 2010, 00:10
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Question...
Replies: 2
Views: 439

Question...

What's long, hard and full of seamen?



A submarine. Get your mind out of the gutter!