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by nickat
01 Aug 2018, 12:56
Forum: The Posh
Topic: SQUAD NUMBERS
Replies: 14
Views: 596

Re: SQUAD NUMBERS

One of the Keepers - Number 1
by nickat
06 May 2018, 15:19
Forum: The Posh
Topic: Retained list
Replies: 73
Views: 8554

Re: Retained list

Well Steve, you had better prove that your listing of Taylor, Morias, Baldwin and Grant does not come back and kick you in the arse at the beginning of next season, otherwise you will lose the crowd. You lost me the moment you walked through the door!
by nickat
25 Apr 2018, 09:23
Forum: The Posh
Topic: Shrewsbury away
Replies: 114
Views: 11686

Re: Shrewsbury away

Evans was a poor appointment, and an appointment of the heart not the head, him being a Posh supporter and living locally. Some team in China has dodged a bullet there. He is all bravado and hot air. Waving your arms and shouting does not a good manager make. There was an inevitability that he would...
by nickat
30 Jun 2014, 13:35
Forum: Questions for the Club
Topic: Ticket Office Opening Times
Replies: 1
Views: 1365

Ticket Office Opening Times

Can you tell me what times the ticket office is open as I want to buy some tickets and use my loyalty points against them.

Thanks
by nickat
08 Apr 2009, 13:26
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS...
Replies: 2
Views: 538

Re: SKY SPORTS BREAKING NEWS...

It was obviously a deal to provide funds to shore up there leaky defence, but as a no strings attached deal fell through!
by nickat
21 Oct 2008, 13:21
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Pearly Gates
Replies: 1
Views: 434

Pearly Gates

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?' God says 'We are over quota on Gypos. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and ...
by nickat
21 Oct 2008, 13:20
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: A lesson in stratigic planning.
Replies: 3
Views: 530

A lesson in stratigic planning.

A little boy about 11 years old is walking down the street dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of 'a house of ill repute' and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with o...
by nickat
23 Jun 2008, 14:18
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: I'd love to be eight again
Replies: 3
Views: 578

I'd love to be eight again

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties! He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide The Wall of Fear The...
by nickat
05 Jun 2008, 13:19
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Female Compassion
Replies: 2
Views: 474

Female Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach under a palm tree. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The brunnette said, 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The redhead said, 'Have you ever had a kiss...
by nickat
05 Jun 2008, 13:17
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Two Aussies
Replies: 2
Views: 481

Two Aussies

Two Australian builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit. Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant. Eric: - No way - he's a st...
by nickat
23 May 2008, 08:43
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Binge Drinking
Replies: 1
Views: 493

Binge Drinking

A recent report said that 60% of 14 year old girls in Liverpool regularly binge drink…………………….That’s shocking……………………………………………………..whose looking after their kids?
by nickat
23 May 2008, 08:41
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Gordon Brown and The Cabinet
Replies: 3
Views: 552

Gordon Brown and The Cabinet

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, What's going on?' 'Terrorists down the road have kidnapped Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, David Miliband and Jack Straw. They're asking for a 10 mil...
by nickat
23 May 2008, 08:40
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Dungeon Update
Replies: 1
Views: 490

Dungeon Update

In a surprise early trial this morning Austrian dungeon Dad Joseph Fritzal has been given the death penalty.



As a last request he has asked John Terry to take it
by nickat
22 May 2008, 08:58
Forum: Just For Fun
Topic: Don't Laugh....
Replies: 2
Views: 536

Don't Laugh....

The first thing Fred says as he sees the doctor is "Please don't laugh". Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever ...